Pretty much that. And lots of slow motion smoking 🚬

There’s a Mr Putin looking for fools. I mean friends

😁 I’ll tell him, he’s been enjoying Classic FM this morning

I can’t see your picture? I don’t know why

But here’s Max, he’s from a rescue after his owner died. He’s 8 and he actually likes listening to me singing while playing guitar. I’ve had to up my game a bit 🎸 😁

I’d forgotten about that nasty idiot. Which is nice

I’ll forget about him again now and leave him to his obscurity

Four years of entertainment coming up 🤡 🎪

Hello

Max is 8. His owner died so he’s now my new little buddy via a vet rescue. He’s settling in and loving exploring. He’s a proper little character. I’m hoping he’ll speak with a Yorkshire accent

And I just learned that there’s a symbol for ‘number follows’ in braille and that blind people will struggle to find the disabled toilets on the Mezzanine

I’ll help you look for it

And wilkommen

Good afternoon

My paper shredding assistant 😁