Max Sloan
@maxsloan.blog
Aspiring social media user, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, occasionally accidentally earnest online
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Coach has put himself in jail
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Coach has put himself in jail
Come to the Governor's Cup if you want an asskicking
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Come to the Governor's Cup if you want an asskicking
Go Heels and go to hell Duke
From Whence They Came
Telling the Devil to go to Hell
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November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Go Heels and go to hell Duke
me, lifting weights for the first time in forever:
I’m having mussels again
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
me, lifting weights for the first time in forever:
Don't look now but the Heels only need three more field goals to tie it up
The Heels are trying to kick Wake Forest to death over on the CW
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Don't look now but the Heels only need three more field goals to tie it up
Both my teams are plumbing new depths, I'm sick
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Both my teams are plumbing new depths, I'm sick
Shit's breaking bad in Rowdy-Ficklen
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Shit's breaking bad in Rowdy-Ficklen
hell yeah brother two blocked kicks for the game and neither one of them would have changed the inevitable outcome
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
hell yeah brother two blocked kicks for the game and neither one of them would have changed the inevitable outcome
Carolina Football (derogatory)
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Carolina Football (derogatory)
The Heels are trying to kick Wake Forest to death over on the CW
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Heels are trying to kick Wake Forest to death over on the CW
joke's on them, I've been insecure my whole life and I'll never log off
oh no, aw shucks, just got a DM from this here site that says my account has been temporarily suspended for security-related reasons, better take a big swig of water and click this totally benign external link this sentient website sent me via DM.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
joke's on them, I've been insecure my whole life and I'll never log off
oh no, aw shucks, just got a DM from this here site that says my account has been temporarily suspended for security-related reasons, better take a big swig of water and click this totally benign external link this sentient website sent me via DM.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh no, aw shucks, just got a DM from this here site that says my account has been temporarily suspended for security-related reasons, better take a big swig of water and click this totally benign external link this sentient website sent me via DM.
I usually don't do game previews and such. Come see why!
UNC Football vs. Stanford: Preview
A highly anticipated clash between two head coaches with tons of NFL experience
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November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I usually don't do game previews and such. Come see why!
Might need to turn off the hockey game, I left the room two seconds before Ehlers' goal and then got back in time to watch the next power play fizzle
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Might need to turn off the hockey game, I left the room two seconds before Ehlers' goal and then got back in time to watch the next power play fizzle
Happy Halloween, y'all
Friday Night Frights
Scenes from spooky season. Happy Halloween!
www.tarheelblog.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy Halloween, y'all
oh no
dang
won't be able to watch the Tar Heels tonight
darn it
dang
won't be able to watch the Tar Heels tonight
darn it
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
oh no
dang
won't be able to watch the Tar Heels tonight
darn it
dang
won't be able to watch the Tar Heels tonight
darn it
We've got a donkey game brewing in Charlotte, folks
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We've got a donkey game brewing in Charlotte, folks
he put the team on his back doe
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
he put the team on his back doe
Somehow the WolfPitt has snuck into my quadbox, I suppose it's my penance for watching the Carolina game to the end
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Somehow the WolfPitt has snuck into my quadbox, I suppose it's my penance for watching the Carolina game to the end
Vanderbilt and Indiana may be the best indicators we have that the simulation has completely jumped the tracks
October 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Vanderbilt and Indiana may be the best indicators we have that the simulation has completely jumped the tracks