Max
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I’m just like Lili Von Shtupp, in that we’re both tired. :3
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
My grandfather visited us and announced—after he arrived and settled in amongst us—that he has scabies.
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My grandfather visited us and announced—after he arrived and settled in amongst us—that he has scabies.
The keypad at the front door of my office hadn’t been working for months. Multiple locksmiths have failed to fix it. As one of the few people with a key, I’ve been going out of my way to be first at work to let others inside.
May 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The keypad at the front door of my office hadn’t been working for months. Multiple locksmiths have failed to fix it. As one of the few people with a key, I’ve been going out of my way to be first at work to let others inside.
I rejoined Facebook and Messenger because my psychologist wants me to be more social, but all I feel is a little disgusted at myself for going back there.
May 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I rejoined Facebook and Messenger because my psychologist wants me to be more social, but all I feel is a little disgusted at myself for going back there.
A bagpipe band is playing “Scotland the Brave” outside while I’m waiting in a still urgent care clinic. The oddness of this situation is what’s keeping me sane.
April 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
A bagpipe band is playing “Scotland the Brave” outside while I’m waiting in a still urgent care clinic. The oddness of this situation is what’s keeping me sane.
The office manager is horrified to realise that I am the last person with a single monitor and that I never brought it up. Am I so strange not to be interested in having two screens?
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The office manager is horrified to realise that I am the last person with a single monitor and that I never brought it up. Am I so strange not to be interested in having two screens?
My car has started lighting up like a Christmas tree at random times. Fantastic.
April 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My car has started lighting up like a Christmas tree at random times. Fantastic.
We just had an earthquake, my first ever. It was freaky.
March 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We just had an earthquake, my first ever. It was freaky.
I had to rip a new one in the post office this morning for claiming to deliver a parcel which was definitely not delivered.
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I had to rip a new one in the post office this morning for claiming to deliver a parcel which was definitely not delivered.
I had a good talk with my psychologist, and I think things are really turning a corner now.
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I had a good talk with my psychologist, and I think things are really turning a corner now.
As disastrous as the last few weeks have been, I think they might have given me the shock to make changes I need to make in my life.
February 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
As disastrous as the last few weeks have been, I think they might have given me the shock to make changes I need to make in my life.
I have had a horrendous day, so now I’ve had most of a bottle of wine and am listening to opera.
February 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I have had a horrendous day, so now I’ve had most of a bottle of wine and am listening to opera.
The sun is out today for the first time in at least two weeks. The flooding is over, and now the usual disgusting summer resumes.
February 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The sun is out today for the first time in at least two weeks. The flooding is over, and now the usual disgusting summer resumes.
I don’t think I can live here any more. The stress of natural disaster after natural disaster is too much to bear.
February 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I don’t think I can live here any more. The stress of natural disaster after natural disaster is too much to bear.
I get to use the office managerʼs parking space while sheʼs on holiday. Itʼs luxurious to get to the office cool and dry.
January 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I get to use the office managerʼs parking space while sheʼs on holiday. Itʼs luxurious to get to the office cool and dry.
Does anyone have any recommendations for a new phone? My current one has developed a few quirks that I think signal impending doom.
January 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Does anyone have any recommendations for a new phone? My current one has developed a few quirks that I think signal impending doom.
I’ve been exercising down by the river.
December 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I’ve been exercising down by the river.
Still no power after more than 3½ hours.
December 17, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Still no power after more than 3½ hours.
There is a massive storm going over town this evening, and I’ve lost power yet again. My car is also looking beleaguered.
December 17, 2024 at 7:33 AM
There is a massive storm going over town this evening, and I’ve lost power yet again. My car is also looking beleaguered.
I’m not exactly sure what this sign is trying to tell me.
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I’m not exactly sure what this sign is trying to tell me.
One day away from work and my toxic family and I already feel lighter 😌
December 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
One day away from work and my toxic family and I already feel lighter 😌
I cancelled my holiday plans with family for this weekend because I’m too exhausted, and now I just feel shitty about myself for it.
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I cancelled my holiday plans with family for this weekend because I’m too exhausted, and now I just feel shitty about myself for it.
Not only did I get a bad haircut, but also I had to spend an hour with a chatty conspiracy theorist barber to get it.
December 11, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Not only did I get a bad haircut, but also I had to spend an hour with a chatty conspiracy theorist barber to get it.
I finally decided to look at ordering a fursuit but I have no idea what I’m doing. 😕
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I finally decided to look at ordering a fursuit but I have no idea what I’m doing. 😕
The asbestos test came back negative, which is a huge relief, though the enormous stress of this whole horrible situation is going to stay with me for a while.
November 1, 2024 at 3:41 AM
The asbestos test came back negative, which is a huge relief, though the enormous stress of this whole horrible situation is going to stay with me for a while.