Max Shields — Moonbase Tourism Agent
@maxshields.bsky.social
Did some cool things. Now concentrating on dad stuff. I rage against the dying of the light.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sweet Jesus
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sweet Jesus
Asking to be able to rough up the press is definitely what the good guys do.
This is a nonsensical argument.
This is a nonsensical argument.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Asking to be able to rough up the press is definitely what the good guys do.
This is a nonsensical argument.
This is a nonsensical argument.
TLDR It was Biden and Obama on the grassy knoll, comrade.
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
TLDR It was Biden and Obama on the grassy knoll, comrade.
The legacy they’ll leave the rest of us after stuffing their pockets with cash
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The legacy they’ll leave the rest of us after stuffing their pockets with cash
We now turn to Bob Smith, an entrepreneur whose business was just destroyed in war ravaged Portland.
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We now turn to Bob Smith, an entrepreneur whose business was just destroyed in war ravaged Portland.
“Trump declares war on Chicago and this is why it’s bad for Democrats”
-media headlines, probably
-media headlines, probably
September 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Trump declares war on Chicago and this is why it’s bad for Democrats”
-media headlines, probably
-media headlines, probably
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Soon he will announce that a jillion gabillion in tariffs has been collected.
Also, that’s money coming out of Americans‘ pockets regardless of the claimed amount that has been taken in.
Also, that’s money coming out of Americans‘ pockets regardless of the claimed amount that has been taken in.
August 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Soon he will announce that a jillion gabillion in tariffs has been collected.
Also, that’s money coming out of Americans‘ pockets regardless of the claimed amount that has been taken in.
Also, that’s money coming out of Americans‘ pockets regardless of the claimed amount that has been taken in.
Good thing we’re not getting distracted
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Good thing we’re not getting distracted
It’s what you get when Tulsi, Kash, and Whiskey Pete get strapped to a tank of milky blue goo and they think very hard about the heritage foundation.
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s what you get when Tulsi, Kash, and Whiskey Pete get strapped to a tank of milky blue goo and they think very hard about the heritage foundation.
He's trying so hard though
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He's trying so hard though
Donald, Donald, tell them about the history!
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Donald, Donald, tell them about the history!
Hey guys
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hey guys
There’s long been a strong argument against Trump shifting his approach.
August 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There’s long been a strong argument against Trump shifting his approach.
DOGE was the waste, fraud, and abuse all along
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
DOGE was the waste, fraud, and abuse all along
Just as was done in the US
July 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just as was done in the US
Silly Sith, mind tricks are for Jedi
July 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Silly Sith, mind tricks are for Jedi
