Raekwjon the Swedish Chef
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Imagining a guy who puts a Lil’ Yachty wrap on his 1956 Corvette.
May 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Imagining a guy who puts a Lil’ Yachty wrap on his 1956 Corvette.
My almost three-year-old called me, “Big Fella,” the other day, and while I cannot say that he was incorrect, I was not emotionally prepared for it in that moment.
May 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My almost three-year-old called me, “Big Fella,” the other day, and while I cannot say that he was incorrect, I was not emotionally prepared for it in that moment.
A guy who pronounces “balance”like “Beyoncé.”
April 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A guy who pronounces “balance”like “Beyoncé.”
I just saw a license plate that said “GRMP JCE,” so I’ll be thinking about that for the next five years.
March 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just saw a license plate that said “GRMP JCE,” so I’ll be thinking about that for the next five years.
Shout out to all the toddlers out there who, like mine, don’t really seem to care for ra$pberrie$. You the real MVP.
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Shout out to all the toddlers out there who, like mine, don’t really seem to care for ra$pberrie$. You the real MVP.
I think I might be the only millennial who doesn’t care about Wallace and Gromit.
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think I might be the only millennial who doesn’t care about Wallace and Gromit.
Whoever invents a frozen breakfast burrito that doesn’t explode in the microwave should get to become the Emperor of Earth. A true philosopher king.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Whoever invents a frozen breakfast burrito that doesn’t explode in the microwave should get to become the Emperor of Earth. A true philosopher king.
If somebody ever found a way to deep fry Skittles, that would probably be the end of me.
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If somebody ever found a way to deep fry Skittles, that would probably be the end of me.
Goats: what if an ungulate was also a rat?
January 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Goats: what if an ungulate was also a rat?
Tommy Nosferatutone
January 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tommy Nosferatutone
Couldn't help but notice that the College of Wooster Fighting Scots Men's Basketball team is currently ranked #6, if that's (D3 Hoops) something you're into.
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Couldn't help but notice that the College of Wooster Fighting Scots Men's Basketball team is currently ranked #6, if that's (D3 Hoops) something you're into.
Bout to have me a nice little morning.
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Bout to have me a nice little morning.
I think UNC’s going to win tonight because Alabama just doesn’t have as many shooters this year as they did last year.
March 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I think UNC’s going to win tonight because Alabama just doesn’t have as many shooters this year as they did last year.
I’ll say it: Chambord is the cheat code for great cocktails.
March 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’ll say it: Chambord is the cheat code for great cocktails.
Not me coming down like a wolf on the fold with my cohorts gleaming in purple and gold.
March 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Not me coming down like a wolf on the fold with my cohorts gleaming in purple and gold.
Opinion: people who pronounce “Reese’s Pieces” as ”ree-sees pee-sees” shouldn’t be allowed to own property.
November 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Opinion: people who pronounce “Reese’s Pieces” as ”ree-sees pee-sees” shouldn’t be allowed to own property.
Does anyone need a Bluesky invite code? I have a couple.
November 22, 2023 at 5:18 AM
Does anyone need a Bluesky invite code? I have a couple.
It is magnificent in its profanity.
November 15, 2023 at 1:31 AM
It is magnificent in its profanity.
I just keep wondering which of the Pickwick Triplets did it.
October 21, 2023 at 11:48 PM
I just keep wondering which of the Pickwick Triplets did it.
You would not believe how good some of the posts I’ve forgotten to post are. It would blow your mind.
October 7, 2023 at 2:09 AM
You would not believe how good some of the posts I’ve forgotten to post are. It would blow your mind.
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The police chief has now resigned seven weeks after I broke this story.
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SCOOP: The Kansas newspaper raided Friday by cops had been investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police at his previous job.
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
![excerpt from link: EM: So the backstory that we haven't told, because we don't wanna get in trouble, is that we've been investigating the police chief [Gideon Cody]. When he was named Chief just two months ago, we got an outpouring of calls from his former co-workers making a wide array of allegations against him saying that he was about to be demoted at his previous job and that he retired to avoid demotion and punishment over sexual misconduct charges and other things.
We had half a dozen or more different anonymous sources calling in about that. Well, we never ran that because we never could get any of them to go on the record, and we never could get his personnel file. But the allegations—including the identities of who made the allegations—were on one of the computers that got seized. I may be paranoid that this has anything to do with it, but when people come and seize your computer, you tend to be a little paranoid.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreia6voh4vd6xqohfa6zfzn56ifbrq3lsbbbkpgi4b32zt7x73ml2iu@jpeg)
October 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
The police chief has now resigned seven weeks after I broke this story.
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The ocean is entirely too large. Someone could get hurt.
July 4, 2023 at 3:32 AM
The ocean is entirely too large. Someone could get hurt.
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there’s a construction crew (excavator, dump truck, the works) digging up the road across from the preschool. this is like the Super Bowl for preschoolers. these workers have achieved Beyoncé-like fandom
September 7, 2023 at 1:14 PM
there’s a construction crew (excavator, dump truck, the works) digging up the road across from the preschool. this is like the Super Bowl for preschoolers. these workers have achieved Beyoncé-like fandom