He's a great Dad but I'm worried about him.

So, will people finally stop judging me for my diet of primarily eating Goldman Sachs interns now?!?

Trying to get your conservative parents to leave Twitter? Just tell them about skeeting. It's not a lie, so much as an anti fascist synonymous fib.

Sometimes I want to talk about having imposter syndrome, but I really don't feel like I've earned that yet.

Musical idea: a sequel to the Charlie Brown musical with The Peanuts as depressed adults. We'll call it, "You're a Literal Man, Charlie Brown."

Bob Dylan's publicist says he "loves Timotheé Chalamet's performance, I swear," adding, "pinky promise."