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maximum magen
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Trying my best to not be another annoying old man
#everyoneeats alum
Blondie opening for Elvis Costello
Fishbone opening for Living Colour
Los Lobos opening for the Clash
Sun Ra and the Arkestra (no opening act required ever)
Willie Nelson opening for Bob Dylan then more recently Bob Dylan opening for Willie Nelson
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sung to the tune of…

youtu.be/wAkcSd5l9Qg?...
Camper Van Beethoven - Pictures Of Matchstick Men
YouTube video by CamperVanBeethovVEVO
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The only breakfast that morning is the ceaseless tasting of each dish as it is prepared
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I misread this, but I think my reading is better
“The Steelers have hot tubs of beef tallow ready to go…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s a great method
We’ve used it for a few turkeys and will be cooking the Thanksgiving turkey this way to
Thanks @hels.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nope
How do you explain our no contact friendship?
Are you coming to the raw cheese conference? Maybe we can meet up
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I knocked a few hundred doors for a school board candidate this past November. He won ousting the moms for liberty incumbent by 74 votes! I’m going to continue to focus my efforts to help these candidates. They don’t have a lot of volunteers or a big pot of money.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
She loves you too! We are pals but you hadn’t ever come up
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I cook a lot of brassicas
If you don’t like them, try roasting them under whatever meat you’re cooking. They’ll be tender and juicy and full of meaty fat
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In the Guardian this morning:

Cancellations and delays expected as US rolls out deeper cuts to flights

So the selling out bought nothing
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sigh
I can only follow on a sports app being at a distance
Monday night football abc broadcast was at the bottom of the fm dial in Philly when I was a kid in the 70s so when my mom sent me to bed at halftime I’d listen to Cosell and try to picture the game
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank you Bernie
I wish our whole Vermont delegation would be voting against it
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In reality Zohran Mamdani will implement Sharing Laws requiring all in New York to share in the wealth that has been stolen from them
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lovely to see Paul looking so well
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM