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Max Paolucci
@maxpaolucci.bsky.social
Producer of The Bill Murray Stories. Director/Editor
@160over90
Flat Footed, Heavy Handed, Light Hearted.
This is some clean ass keyart.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My image of myself: Every time I'm pushing a cart in Giant.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Damn. Halloween has gotten too slutty.
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I love when important brands find each other, and we all benefit.
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Great. Now my son is vaping Legos.
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Imagine this: Tomorrow is in fact the Rapture, and all of the Neo-Ding-Dong-Christian-Nationalists are all taken up to heaven.

And we are all "Left Behind".

Sounds like a real win win.

Less people at that new Paul Thomas Anderson flick on Friday.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Shout to everyone who says goodbye to their cars at the airport.
May 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fishmonger is a cool title to have, right? Fun word. Steal this. You shoot 3’s all day in the NBA, but you look like you could work at Medieval Times…. Swishmonger.
It’s yours. Have it.
May 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If someone raises their eyebrow and hits you with a "nowadays…". Brace yourself.
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I spent a bit too much time browsing electric scissors for cutting cardboard on the TikTok shop, and now every single ad is relentlessly promoting the idea that our country is facing a cardboard epidemic. They claim that electric scissors are the only solution to this modern tragedy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'd probably be good at Devil Sticks now. Now that I'm older.
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Macho Man > YMCA. #jimmycarteramericanhero
December 31, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Nothing is funnier then the "Better Times" banner on TMZ. Would make for a great theme on a Christmas Card before an upcoming tradgity.
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I would have loved to own a successful pizzel shop and have a sign that said "Pizzold Out". Everyone would get a kick out of it.
December 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I always make sure to brush my teeth before I have a dentist appointment. I always expect them to notice… and thank me… once they get in there.

But they never do.
December 4, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Tight look playa… sorry for your loss.
November 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I install lots of apps, tools, and plugins, but I have no idea how this Mobbed-Up Dell got on my machine. #pc
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM