Max-o-Matic
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Max-o-Matic
@maxomatic.bsky.social
Touch-and-Purr Max-O-Matic
Knot approved
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Indeed. I get a small check most years from my utility representing how much my solar panels overperformed and sent power back into the grid. Meanwhile, I've had gale warnings it seems every other day. We both need windmills
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well, a hundred men went down in that dark watery grave
When that good ship went down only forty-four were saved.
'Twas the last day of October we saved the forty-four
From the cold ocean waters and the cold icy shore.
(Sinking of the Reuban James by Woody Guthrie)
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The worst of men must fight and the best of men die
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What were their names, tell me what were their names? Did you have a friend on the good Reuban James?
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My mechanic drove me home in his extended cab duelie pickup. I asked if he does a lot of heavy towing and he said he likes the look. He's heating up the planet as quick as he can.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You mean give up my hybrid and solar panels and LED lightbulbs???? Maybe a sweater, instead?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Two ears, two eyes, two nostrils. He's the complete package 🐴❤️
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That sounds like a you problem 😅🫎
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Coincidentally, my handyman fixing my lights
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I loved watching the elk from the outhouse. Nature programming at its finest
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
#pony 🐲
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Speaking of boats ...
September 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The honor lies with the person, not the ceremony. If someone wants to stage a bit of theater then shame on them. But it doesn't change the actions or consequences of this person, nor all the other truly honorable people for whom the ceremony was held.
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Trump lies constantly. If he promised elections that's proof he'd never hold them. But he's also easily distracted. Hold out a Big Mac on a gold platter and tell him he likes Gavin Newsom, that all the handsome smartest people love Newsom, and he'll come around
August 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I don't blame them😪
August 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who isn't?
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hang in there, Yoda. You know mom needs all the live and support you can give her. 😻
August 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I feel like all humans deserve respect and to live the full life they were meant to have. So no one should be bombed, shot, invaded, or kidnapped. Especially don't kidnap children and try to indoctrinate them to prefer their captors to their parents and kin.
August 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM