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Max
@maxollotl.bsky.social
Semi unprofessional dodge ball player
(they/them)
I love my wife
August 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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great minds think of dykes
June 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Xenomorph build a bear
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Yall ever have an episode of derealization so bad that you think you're going into psychosis so you check yourself into the ER and they're like "nah man you just freaked yourself out really bad"
November 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Screaming in gender envy
November 16, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Bluesky acc so old my pronouns were wrong
November 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Despite it all, I still live laugh love
July 20, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Life be throwing too many lemons at me right now
July 19, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I'm a creep and a bimbo or whatever that guy from Weezer said
July 18, 2023 at 9:43 PM