Max Kath
@maxkath.bsky.social
I contain potassium benzoate. That's bad.
Also Marty’s own opinion on the film is wrong. Yes, he’s earned the right to be wrong, but still!
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Also Marty’s own opinion on the film is wrong. Yes, he’s earned the right to be wrong, but still!
I’m that’s half true, but we all know who they’re protecting
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m that’s half true, but we all know who they’re protecting
I grew up just outside of Raleigh, and BTBAM were constantly playing shows nearby. My friends and I got to experience their evolution in real time, which I am so grateful for. They’re also pretty cool dudes to hang out with
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I grew up just outside of Raleigh, and BTBAM were constantly playing shows nearby. My friends and I got to experience their evolution in real time, which I am so grateful for. They’re also pretty cool dudes to hang out with
And it feels like it was a flop. I was expecting to see a bunch of clips on the timeline today, and it just hasn’t materialized
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And it feels like it was a flop. I was expecting to see a bunch of clips on the timeline today, and it just hasn’t materialized
Plus the clear chip on his shoulder he had while writing the chapter where Bill is at college and gets told by his professor that horror books suck is King at his most hilariously petty
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Plus the clear chip on his shoulder he had while writing the chapter where Bill is at college and gets told by his professor that horror books suck is King at his most hilariously petty
Marty mildly criticizing Marvel broke so many people’s brains that it’s genuinely fascinating to still see the ripple effect this many years later
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Marty mildly criticizing Marvel broke so many people’s brains that it’s genuinely fascinating to still see the ripple effect this many years later
I wrote my first college essay in the same style and got a very low C. My professor basically told me to forget about what I was taught in middle and high school, and it was honestly so liberating. I got an A on the next paper I wrote. This student is simply a terrible writer
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I wrote my first college essay in the same style and got a very low C. My professor basically told me to forget about what I was taught in middle and high school, and it was honestly so liberating. I got an A on the next paper I wrote. This student is simply a terrible writer
I’ve never seen anthropomorphized flop sweat before
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve never seen anthropomorphized flop sweat before
It’s brilliant, and so emotionally wrenching that revisiting is difficult. The shot of Paige getting off the train in the finale is one of the most devastating moments in TV history
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s brilliant, and so emotionally wrenching that revisiting is difficult. The shot of Paige getting off the train in the finale is one of the most devastating moments in TV history
Yeah, and the thing is that I hadn’t heard them at all before that night. My brother literally texted me a week before and asked if I wanted to go. I’m glad I ignored my introverted tendencies that night!
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yeah, and the thing is that I hadn’t heard them at all before that night. My brother literally texted me a week before and asked if I wanted to go. I’m glad I ignored my introverted tendencies that night!
Saw them in Chapel Hill at one of the smallest venues around, and holy shit did they own that space!
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Saw them in Chapel Hill at one of the smallest venues around, and holy shit did they own that space!
You’re absolutely correct, and I say good riddance. Schumer lives in the past where bipartisanship was possible. If this brings about the meteor that destroys the dinosaurs then so be it . Not trying to be negative, just very angry right now
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You’re absolutely correct, and I say good riddance. Schumer lives in the past where bipartisanship was possible. If this brings about the meteor that destroys the dinosaurs then so be it . Not trying to be negative, just very angry right now
I used to work for Target a long time ago, and I got reprimanded once for hanging my jacket up after clocking in. The coat rack and the time clock were maybe five feet apart. This mandatory smile policy doesn’t surprise me at all
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I used to work for Target a long time ago, and I got reprimanded once for hanging my jacket up after clocking in. The coat rack and the time clock were maybe five feet apart. This mandatory smile policy doesn’t surprise me at all
I’ll always remember thinking “why are they at some random landscaping company?” and then seeing the name and putting it together became a moment of transcendent comedy
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’ll always remember thinking “why are they at some random landscaping company?” and then seeing the name and putting it together became a moment of transcendent comedy
As hilarious as this is, does anyone else get the vibe that they put it up because he’s getting lost wandering around the WH?
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As hilarious as this is, does anyone else get the vibe that they put it up because he’s getting lost wandering around the WH?
Pretty solid slogan for the modern Republican Party, NGL
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pretty solid slogan for the modern Republican Party, NGL
Tara wanted more content and is mad that she didn’t get it. The Katie Porter angle was probably what she was going for, and now she has to pass this off as that, which is laughable
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tara wanted more content and is mad that she didn’t get it. The Katie Porter angle was probably what she was going for, and now she has to pass this off as that, which is laughable
The fact that even Ingraham doesn’t seem to think it’s a good idea is telling
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The fact that even Ingraham doesn’t seem to think it’s a good idea is telling
I don’t know if Basil Poledouris gets mentioned as much as he should, but any of the films he did for Verhoeven were fantastic. Starship Troopers especially
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t know if Basil Poledouris gets mentioned as much as he should, but any of the films he did for Verhoeven were fantastic. Starship Troopers especially
I hate to say it, but “where even the lawn jockeys are white” is a great line
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hate to say it, but “where even the lawn jockeys are white” is a great line
Prince of Darkness is such a banger
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Prince of Darkness is such a banger