I come from a long line of aura farmers
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I come from a long line of aura farmers
people better STOP being hot in other cities 😤
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
people better STOP being hot in other cities 😤
Today, we’re all slices of pizza 🗽
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Today, we’re all slices of pizza 🗽
I’m the twin on the left
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m the twin on the left
If your daughter goes by Katie you might as well set her up on LinkedIn now
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If your daughter goes by Katie you might as well set her up on LinkedIn now
Not to b**mer out but if there is a non-urgent fix needed on facilities at a gym- don’t work on it during the morning or evening rush??
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not to b**mer out but if there is a non-urgent fix needed on facilities at a gym- don’t work on it during the morning or evening rush??
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
Ngl my digital foot been cramping up recently
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ngl my digital foot been cramping up recently
Your honor, the defense moves to enter mean girls, bring it on, legally blonde, drop dead gorgeous, and select episodes of 30 Rock into evidence so the jury understands the references I’ll be making in my closing statement.
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Your honor, the defense moves to enter mean girls, bring it on, legally blonde, drop dead gorgeous, and select episodes of 30 Rock into evidence so the jury understands the references I’ll be making in my closing statement.
Like I know it’s just a phrase but I think it would be weirder to toot someone else’s horn
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Like I know it’s just a phrase but I think it would be weirder to toot someone else’s horn
ISO AN ORGAN DONOR (not for medical reasons I just wanna hold one)
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ISO AN ORGAN DONOR (not for medical reasons I just wanna hold one)
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While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
I’m sure there’s been a time when my “heart skipped a beat” but not nearly as many times as my brain skipped a think.
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m sure there’s been a time when my “heart skipped a beat” but not nearly as many times as my brain skipped a think.
DINOSAUR FACT: research has shown that there are no species of prehistoric dinosaurs that considered themselves “Swifties” due to the fact that they went extinct roughly 65 millions years before her first album was released.
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
DINOSAUR FACT: research has shown that there are no species of prehistoric dinosaurs that considered themselves “Swifties” due to the fact that they went extinct roughly 65 millions years before her first album was released.
Are you saying my masseuse is lying to me
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Are you saying my masseuse is lying to me
Kind of obsessed with how every gay local news meteorologist I’ve met has been a huge slut
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Kind of obsessed with how every gay local news meteorologist I’ve met has been a huge slut
He hates doing squats call him glute intolerant.
September 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He hates doing squats call him glute intolerant.
Wait their mom is wasting an opportunity to start a solo music career with a debut album called The Jonas Mother
September 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Wait their mom is wasting an opportunity to start a solo music career with a debut album called The Jonas Mother
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
Side hustle where I feel the rain on my skin for you. I can actually feel it for you. I can also let it in.
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Side hustle where I feel the rain on my skin for you. I can actually feel it for you. I can also let it in.
you’ve improved so much- I’m so appointed in you, diva 😍
September 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you’ve improved so much- I’m so appointed in you, diva 😍
For everyone talking about Charlie Kirk’s political stances PLEASE AT LEAST REMEMBER: you need to be saying it all in the past tense now. 🥰
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
For everyone talking about Charlie Kirk’s political stances PLEASE AT LEAST REMEMBER: you need to be saying it all in the past tense now. 🥰
It must be so satisfying to have a last name that starts with W and put “dubz” in a username. Fuck that must feel great.
September 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It must be so satisfying to have a last name that starts with W and put “dubz” in a username. Fuck that must feel great.
“Ok but this is so you vibes!!” and it’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. (they’re correct)
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Ok but this is so you vibes!!” and it’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. (they’re correct)
Btw I don’t think people realize she only started making music as a side hustle. “Sabrina Carpenter” was a nickname because she builds houses full-time.
September 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Btw I don’t think people realize she only started making music as a side hustle. “Sabrina Carpenter” was a nickname because she builds houses full-time.