Chappell Roan scores her first #1 single in the UK with “Pink Pony Club.”

open.spotify.com/track/6a8Khl... Teen Idle on SSRI’s - LOVE!

Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:

“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”

I fear I may have set the bar too high now for any future birthday cakes I have a say in designing

fuck it’s so over

“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

Sky Ferreira says can’t afford to re-record her music:

“People keep telling me I should just re-record the songs and it's like, yeah, Taylor Swift can do that because she's a billionaire, but I basically put all the money I've ever made as an artist back into making music.”

Rolling Stone names ‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx as the #1 album released this year.

Interesting that I don’t see Lindsay Lohan’s 2004 hit “Over” on this list?

this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does

how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals

My first post is a paid advertisement brought to you by the pimple in my eyebrow

It’s important that if Twitter goes down, we don’t forever lose Madonna’s terrible Rebel Heart social campaign imagery. This should be in the National Gallery.