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Pray about it.
December 3, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Pray about it.
But everything under the sun was created by God. To say otherwise would be false.
December 2, 2024 at 10:30 PM
But everything under the sun was created by God. To say otherwise would be false.
“Good job, kid. We need to find that woman next. The boss wants her personally.”
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December 1, 2024 at 4:48 AM
“Good job, kid. We need to find that woman next. The boss wants her personally.”
Tune in for the next episode!
Tune in for the next episode!
In less than a second, the boy pointed his fists at the two and, to both of their disbelief, detached them and fired them from his wrists like rockets, knocking both out. The only thought going through Ben’s mind before embracing the dark was how embarrassing this incident was.
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 AM
In less than a second, the boy pointed his fists at the two and, to both of their disbelief, detached them and fired them from his wrists like rockets, knocking both out. The only thought going through Ben’s mind before embracing the dark was how embarrassing this incident was.
The Nun looked straight at the two men and said, “Jonny, protect.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 AM
The Nun looked straight at the two men and said, “Jonny, protect.”
“Did you think that our boss would allow agents into our lair without knowing about it? He’s been onto you guys since your botched mission in Beijing. You don’t become the CEO without having a vision, and that includes always being one step ahead of your enemies.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:47 AM
“Did you think that our boss would allow agents into our lair without knowing about it? He’s been onto you guys since your botched mission in Beijing. You don’t become the CEO without having a vision, and that includes always being one step ahead of your enemies.”
“This operation is over. You’re under arrest for drug trafficking. Any last words?”
The Nun raised her hands in the air and cracked a smile while saying,
The Nun raised her hands in the air and cracked a smile while saying,
December 1, 2024 at 4:47 AM
“This operation is over. You’re under arrest for drug trafficking. Any last words?”
The Nun raised her hands in the air and cracked a smile while saying,
The Nun raised her hands in the air and cracked a smile while saying,
“I knew you couldn’t trust these two. Give up now, or things will get ugly,” Ben said.
Dinara took the lead and backed his partner by drawing his gun on the Nun, who seemed calm for somebody under arrest.
Dinara took the lead and backed his partner by drawing his gun on the Nun, who seemed calm for somebody under arrest.
December 1, 2024 at 4:47 AM
“I knew you couldn’t trust these two. Give up now, or things will get ugly,” Ben said.
Dinara took the lead and backed his partner by drawing his gun on the Nun, who seemed calm for somebody under arrest.
Dinara took the lead and backed his partner by drawing his gun on the Nun, who seemed calm for somebody under arrest.
Mary M replied, “Matter of a fact, I do mind. Not that it matters now. Civilians call me Mary M. My enemies call me Mother Mary Menace. This young boy isn’t a Boy Scout but an expensive piece of equipment.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Mary M replied, “Matter of a fact, I do mind. Not that it matters now. Civilians call me Mary M. My enemies call me Mother Mary Menace. This young boy isn’t a Boy Scout but an expensive piece of equipment.”
Mary M replied, “He’s a little touched in the head. Forgive him.”
“What does the M in your name stand for, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dinara continued to probe.
“What does the M in your name stand for, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dinara continued to probe.
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Mary M replied, “He’s a little touched in the head. Forgive him.”
“What does the M in your name stand for, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dinara continued to probe.
“What does the M in your name stand for, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dinara continued to probe.
“Fair point. Why doesn’t the boy talk that much? Most kids his age are chatty.”
The Boy Scout, going by Jonny, gave everyone what seemed like a forced smile as he started to repeat the Boy Scout motto, but before he could finish, Ben cut him off, saying, “Are you stuck on rerun, kid? Geez.”
The Boy Scout, going by Jonny, gave everyone what seemed like a forced smile as he started to repeat the Boy Scout motto, but before he could finish, Ben cut him off, saying, “Are you stuck on rerun, kid? Geez.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
“Fair point. Why doesn’t the boy talk that much? Most kids his age are chatty.”
The Boy Scout, going by Jonny, gave everyone what seemed like a forced smile as he started to repeat the Boy Scout motto, but before he could finish, Ben cut him off, saying, “Are you stuck on rerun, kid? Geez.”
The Boy Scout, going by Jonny, gave everyone what seemed like a forced smile as he started to repeat the Boy Scout motto, but before he could finish, Ben cut him off, saying, “Are you stuck on rerun, kid? Geez.”
“Money is real tight for our two organizations.”
Dinara continued to probe her after sharing a look of concern with Ben. As he did, he slowly put the box down and rested his hands by his hips where his hidden stun gun department was.
Dinara continued to probe her after sharing a look of concern with Ben. As he did, he slowly put the box down and rested his hands by his hips where his hidden stun gun department was.
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
“Money is real tight for our two organizations.”
Dinara continued to probe her after sharing a look of concern with Ben. As he did, he slowly put the box down and rested his hands by his hips where his hidden stun gun department was.
Dinara continued to probe her after sharing a look of concern with Ben. As he did, he slowly put the box down and rested his hands by his hips where his hidden stun gun department was.
“What company hires Boy Scouts and Nuns to do their heavy lifting?”
Mary M and the boy gave each other a look and then looked at the two men.
Mary M and the boy gave each other a look and then looked at the two men.
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
“What company hires Boy Scouts and Nuns to do their heavy lifting?”
Mary M and the boy gave each other a look and then looked at the two men.
Mary M and the boy gave each other a look and then looked at the two men.
The nun stopped walking as they finally approached a pile of similar boxes. Dinara thought it was strange how she stopped talking to them. He decided to do a little probing of his own.
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
The nun stopped walking as they finally approached a pile of similar boxes. Dinara thought it was strange how she stopped talking to them. He decided to do a little probing of his own.
Benson said, “Well, if you ask me, it’s very odd that you two happen to be working for a fair of all places. What’s going on?”
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Benson said, “Well, if you ask me, it’s very odd that you two happen to be working for a fair of all places. What’s going on?”
“Do you guys work for the Fair?”
Mary M replied, “Why yes. Me and the boy just happened to be dressed for the occasion.”
Mary M replied, “Why yes. Me and the boy just happened to be dressed for the occasion.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
“Do you guys work for the Fair?”
Mary M replied, “Why yes. Me and the boy just happened to be dressed for the occasion.”
Mary M replied, “Why yes. Me and the boy just happened to be dressed for the occasion.”
Mary M told them to follow her as she led them to a backroom near the shooting range. As Ben picked up a box, he stared at Dinara with irritation. The group made their way through a door that led to an old wear house. Dinara decided to ask the Nun some questions.
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Mary M told them to follow her as she led them to a backroom near the shooting range. As Ben picked up a box, he stared at Dinara with irritation. The group made their way through a door that led to an old wear house. Dinara decided to ask the Nun some questions.
Dinara glanced over at Ben, knowing the look he’d have on his face, and smiled at the Nun.
“Of course we can. Where would you like these boxes?”
“Of course we can. Where would you like these boxes?”
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Dinara glanced over at Ben, knowing the look he’d have on his face, and smiled at the Nun.
“Of course we can. Where would you like these boxes?”
“Of course we can. Where would you like these boxes?”
Hearing the joke got a chuckle out of the Nun. Mary M looked at both and asked, “Would you guys mind helping us out then? Like you said, these items are heavy.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Hearing the joke got a chuckle out of the Nun. Mary M looked at both and asked, “Would you guys mind helping us out then? Like you said, these items are heavy.”
Dinara and Mary M both looked at Ben with disapproval. Dinara got the first complaint in.
“Be respectful, Ben. I’m so sorry about my friend. He was raised by ogres.”
“Be respectful, Ben. I’m so sorry about my friend. He was raised by ogres.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Dinara and Mary M both looked at Ben with disapproval. Dinara got the first complaint in.
“Be respectful, Ben. I’m so sorry about my friend. He was raised by ogres.”
“Be respectful, Ben. I’m so sorry about my friend. He was raised by ogres.”
“A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."
“Yeah, yeah, kid. Good luck with all of that.”
“Yeah, yeah, kid. Good luck with all of that.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
“A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."
“Yeah, yeah, kid. Good luck with all of that.”
“Yeah, yeah, kid. Good luck with all of that.”
Ben looked at the kid and noticed something odd. He looked like your stereotypical Boy Scout. Innocent enough with the badges to show for it, but the kid never cracked a sincere smile. It was as if he was… before he could finish his thoughts, the boy chimed in.
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Ben looked at the kid and noticed something odd. He looked like your stereotypical Boy Scout. Innocent enough with the badges to show for it, but the kid never cracked a sincere smile. It was as if he was… before he could finish his thoughts, the boy chimed in.
Ben replied, “Sorry for the bluntness. I find it odd that this kid isn’t with his group but is instead helping you move what seems to be a heavy product.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Ben replied, “Sorry for the bluntness. I find it odd that this kid isn’t with his group but is instead helping you move what seems to be a heavy product.”