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It's a little snowy eh?
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*Checks weather*
Yep it's literally 10 degrees warmer...
(I was honestly expecting it to be colder and fake complain that it didn't work with how cold it was the last 2 days)
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That is such a wild set of things to happen, like one is strange and bad enough but like, what did they put in that update?
Was someone coding with AI back in HQ?
*shakes head*
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Me to Canada:
darth vader says do n't fail me again
ALT: darth vader says do n't fail me again
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Canada isn't even on the list *shakes head*
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stupid firmware forced updates
*glares at Windows update symbol*
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Glad to hear it :)
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Welp that was funny
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I forgot to put my winter tires on...
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh neat my mom just watch a version of Pride and Prejudice I wonder if it was the same one. (She was supposed to read the book with her friend before hand but she gave up lol)
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*le sigh*
So when are we taking over the world and rebuilding it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That newspaper sounds amazing
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When I saw this I misread it as "call of delulu"
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Not the pois- er coffee?
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Those are pretty good
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*deep breath*
I'ma have to keep my eye out for deals.
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*melee weapon, please don't hurt me for inaccuracy!
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Physically unarmed: 1
Physically with a melee you've trained with: 7
Verbal/psychological/emotional/spiritual: Stack overflow
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
HQ this is patrol 4 temporal displaced cat has been located at coordinates transmitted with this message, requesting permission to realign subject with dimensional stream -how copy?
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cheese and pepperoni, you madman!
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Mmmm... maple syrup
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
But all the snow melted today...
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Remember to keep her fed!
October 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is pretty normal for Canada.
October 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM