Maximus{Redacted}
@maximusjohnson.bsky.social
Synergizing backward overflow
you got tonight's Powerball numbers handy?
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you got tonight's Powerball numbers handy?
Dolphins QB Bernie Kosar
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Dolphins QB Bernie Kosar
They have menus?
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They have menus?
it has absolutely nothing to do with "right of repair" warranty restrictions. Nooope thats all fine and good. The manufacturers paid us to make sure of it. Not even remotely connected, no siree
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it has absolutely nothing to do with "right of repair" warranty restrictions. Nooope thats all fine and good. The manufacturers paid us to make sure of it. Not even remotely connected, no siree
This is an eighth grader, who absolutely did not read the book, trying to crank out a 1000 word expository essay on the major theme of the novel
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an eighth grader, who absolutely did not read the book, trying to crank out a 1000 word expository essay on the major theme of the novel
SOOOOOO many corporate retirement funds are going to tank once this bubble bursts
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SOOOOOO many corporate retirement funds are going to tank once this bubble bursts
The Browns transition away from analytics:
a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Browns transition away from analytics:
"Mr. Shitgibbon's flatulence has a heady bouquet, a hint of bovine urea and flop sweat on the palate.."
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Mr. Shitgibbon's flatulence has a heady bouquet, a hint of bovine urea and flop sweat on the palate.."
the Heritage Foundation in a nutshell
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the Heritage Foundation in a nutshell
are you taking the foam rubber onion?
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
are you taking the foam rubber onion?
At some point Id like to see Sanders run the "Longest Yard" family jewels play on Simmons. Dude needs to shut his mouth
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
At some point Id like to see Sanders run the "Longest Yard" family jewels play on Simmons. Dude needs to shut his mouth
It worked twice in the beginning. The element of surprise is gone. It has caused more harm than good the past couple of weeks
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It worked twice in the beginning. The element of surprise is gone. It has caused more harm than good the past couple of weeks
I was wrong about the spot but the wildcat HAS to go. Still stand on my dislike of the O coaching staff
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I was wrong about the spot but the wildcat HAS to go. Still stand on my dislike of the O coaching staff
they couldve hurried up to the line and gotten a play off quick, but they had to screw around with their too cute by half TE running the Wildcat crapshow, and now they're gonna get moved back to the 25. I despise the offensive coaching staff
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
they couldve hurried up to the line and gotten a play off quick, but they had to screw around with their too cute by half TE running the Wildcat crapshow, and now they're gonna get moved back to the 25. I despise the offensive coaching staff
I got a "funny" birthday card when i was 15 or so from my Aunt and Uncle - the subject was a guy who enjoyed the smell of his own farts so much he made a special suit - the photo was the guy in his fart suit.
Bessent strikes me as the real life example of the guy on the card
Bessent strikes me as the real life example of the guy on the card
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I got a "funny" birthday card when i was 15 or so from my Aunt and Uncle - the subject was a guy who enjoyed the smell of his own farts so much he made a special suit - the photo was the guy in his fart suit.
Bessent strikes me as the real life example of the guy on the card
Bessent strikes me as the real life example of the guy on the card
he wanted to meet the Mayor when he started, and he got to BE the mayor by the end. Just fantastic how the writers did him right
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
he wanted to meet the Mayor when he started, and he got to BE the mayor by the end. Just fantastic how the writers did him right
LL Bean makes great stuff and their service is top notch.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LL Bean makes great stuff and their service is top notch.
Isnt he the exalted leader of the crowd that whines about participation trophies?
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Isnt he the exalted leader of the crowd that whines about participation trophies?
yeah around June of 2024 I sent the full text of Project 2025 to everyone I knew and far too many of the responses varied from "you're over reacting", or "wanting to do this and actually doing it arent the same thing" to "meh".
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
yeah around June of 2024 I sent the full text of Project 2025 to everyone I knew and far too many of the responses varied from "you're over reacting", or "wanting to do this and actually doing it arent the same thing" to "meh".
starting to think some of these Democrats are in on the scheme and cashing in for themselves, you guys
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
starting to think some of these Democrats are in on the scheme and cashing in for themselves, you guys
I am scheduled to be the 2nd or 3rd owner of one some day in the future
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I am scheduled to be the 2nd or 3rd owner of one some day in the future
Im likely in the minority, and car companies generally have a decent handle on what makes them money, but I'd rather have a 2 row, where the 2nd row is further back (i.e. more leg room/ room for ingress egress) than a 3rd row, where the 3rd row is incredibly cramped
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Im likely in the minority, and car companies generally have a decent handle on what makes them money, but I'd rather have a 2 row, where the 2nd row is further back (i.e. more leg room/ room for ingress egress) than a 3rd row, where the 3rd row is incredibly cramped
The inability/ deference/ refusal to curate the OL over the past 3-4 offseasons is Berry's greatest failure. Banking on "Organic growth" and "this guy is real good when he's healthy, but he's never healthy, but we're planning on him being healthy" isn't a strategy, unless you're an ostrich.
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The inability/ deference/ refusal to curate the OL over the past 3-4 offseasons is Berry's greatest failure. Banking on "Organic growth" and "this guy is real good when he's healthy, but he's never healthy, but we're planning on him being healthy" isn't a strategy, unless you're an ostrich.