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Go back to Facebook, doublestraps
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Go back to Facebook, doublestraps
While You Were Sleeping 2: The Resleepening
December 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
While You Were Sleeping 2: The Resleepening
Merrick, no!
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Merrick, no!
Definitely better at the normal spice level, but to each their own
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Definitely better at the normal spice level, but to each their own
Merry Christmas from Nondisclosure Clause
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Merry Christmas from Nondisclosure Clause
Putting on my headlines so i can give it a listen
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Putting on my headlines so i can give it a listen
Honestly the Friday the 13th with John C Reilly was always my favorite too
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Honestly the Friday the 13th with John C Reilly was always my favorite too
Bricking Bad
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bricking Bad
“Why slide into first base when first base can slide into you?”
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Why slide into first base when first base can slide into you?”
You’ll never get there
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You’ll never get there
Would have called them tighty lighties
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Would have called them tighty lighties
To be fair, the G stands for general, and i think in the states at least the general public may pass this test the same way
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
To be fair, the G stands for general, and i think in the states at least the general public may pass this test the same way
Most people think it’s the tryptophan in the turkey that makes you sleepy, but it’s usually the gas station heroin
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Most people think it’s the tryptophan in the turkey that makes you sleepy, but it’s usually the gas station heroin
Should have never let in the Mayor’s staff
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Should have never let in the Mayor’s staff
The 4700uf is way muskier
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The 4700uf is way muskier
“Terminator 2 starring John Cusack and Earnest Borgnine will return after this brief commercial message…”
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Terminator 2 starring John Cusack and Earnest Borgnine will return after this brief commercial message…”
This is a slippery slope that eventually leads to The Muppet Centipede Carol
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is a slippery slope that eventually leads to The Muppet Centipede Carol
Hedge funds really are the worst of the illegal immigrants
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hedge funds really are the worst of the illegal immigrants
This kind of weather always makes my heart attacks flare up
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This kind of weather always makes my heart attacks flare up