This is not an Onion article. Somehow. Inexplicably. This is a real headline without a hint of satire.
Fuck this timeline flatter than hammered shit.
Fuck this timeline flatter than hammered shit.
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is not an Onion article. Somehow. Inexplicably. This is a real headline without a hint of satire.
Fuck this timeline flatter than hammered shit.
Fuck this timeline flatter than hammered shit.
Bootlicking Nazi piece of shit
October 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bootlicking Nazi piece of shit
What a fucking asshole
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What a fucking asshole
Pardon me while I scream into the fucking void
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Pardon me while I scream into the fucking void
Read because it’s good. Also, what the blue fuck is the idiot in this photo doing?!
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Read because it’s good. Also, what the blue fuck is the idiot in this photo doing?!
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck?
September 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck?
September 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Life come at you pretty fast
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Life come at you pretty fast
Braving the hellscape that is my home of Chicago. However will I survive without the national guard to protect me
August 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Braving the hellscape that is my home of Chicago. However will I survive without the national guard to protect me
Google that shit. Fuck am I? Your search engine?
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Google that shit. Fuck am I? Your search engine?
Nobody wants to hear you pop off either, Jay, and yet here we are.
July 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nobody wants to hear you pop off either, Jay, and yet here we are.
Every fucking decision is being made by the Shirk Bros foreman.
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every fucking decision is being made by the Shirk Bros foreman.
No thrones no crowns no motherfucking kings!
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No thrones no crowns no motherfucking kings!