(I know this is borderline cybersta1king but I may as well go for the full set)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! xxx

Wasted! Wasted I am! (you are forgiven x)

I wrote a perfectly serviceable if somewhat factually inaccurate haiku over on Twitter, I’m not doing it again here

Well, that's a bit rude, isn't it. They could miss the football for once. They get away with it as we all just say 'oh it's just men being men' but frankly it's not really good enough

Have a fun last day of term and then a wonderful holiday with family. My run up to Christmas has been rubbish, but I'm hoping for a good one too!

I’m only blocked by 13 and I’ve never heard of any of them. I rarely check, to be honest. If the people you like aren’t blocking you then these others really don’t matter. I only block people if I see they’ve posted something objectionable

Very nice indeed. If I ever go back home (probs unlikely now) I'd try for Ashbrooke

Take it as a badge of honour!

I'm only blocked by 3, but I've only been on two days and I have no idea who these people are!

Thank you! I'll check it out

I have no idea how to check, tbh. I'm still getting the hang of this