RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE
@maximefidelium.bsky.social
The older Lestrange brother — PARODY ACCOUNT
Written by #Simbelmynë.
Written by #Simbelmynë.
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❝He was a greater d a n g e r than all the rest of the Death Eaters combined.❞
Rodolphus Lestrange. Pure-blood wizard. Death Eater. Former prisoner of Azkaban. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry. Reposts appreciated.
Rodolphus Lestrange. Pure-blood wizard. Death Eater. Former prisoner of Azkaban. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry. Reposts appreciated.
He is the devil.
Not even the devil?
Nope. God doesn’t want him.
May 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
He is the devil.
Nope. God doesn’t want him.
Is @maximefidelium.bsky.social dead?
April 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Nope. God doesn’t want him.
Reposted by RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE
December 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
He also got @aptformosity.bsky.social something. Just a little gift for Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
He also got @aptformosity.bsky.social something. Just a little gift for Christmas.
Happy Christmas to his beloved @opacussanguis.bsky.social. He hopes she likes her gifts.
December 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Happy Christmas to his beloved @opacussanguis.bsky.social. He hopes she likes her gifts.
Reposted by RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE
❝You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole?❞
Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.
Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.
a man in a suit is looking down in the dark .
ALT: a man in a suit is looking down in the dark .
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December 2, 2024 at 1:39 AM
❝You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole?❞
Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.
Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.
He needs to stop drinking. But that’s a struggle for another day. Right now he just wants to spend time with her.
does he need anything besides her company?
Good.
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
He needs to stop drinking. But that’s a struggle for another day. Right now he just wants to spend time with her.
Rodolphus laughed, hands in his pockets. He laughed, loudly.
“You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”
“You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”
Sirius blinks in surprise as he wasn't expected to be spotted by Rodolphus so quickly before glaring back at him.
He opens up the window that is in front of him and shouts out to the intruder.
"Hey! Get out of here, Lestrange! Bellatrix is not here!"
He lies through his teeth.
He opens up the window that is in front of him and shouts out to the intruder.
"Hey! Get out of here, Lestrange! Bellatrix is not here!"
He lies through his teeth.
Aware he was being watched, he glanced up at the window. Cute, he thought. The kid is watching him. He smirked and waved.
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Rodolphus laughed, hands in his pockets. He laughed, loudly.
“You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”
“You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”
Fair point.
When has that ever stopped them before?
He is married. So is she.
November 18, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Fair point.
Good.
fine. she believes him.
Believe him or don’t believe him. He doesn’t care. He is telling her the truth.
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Good.
Believe him or don’t believe him. He doesn’t care. He is telling her the truth.
if he says so.
No. He was not.
November 17, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Believe him or don’t believe him. He doesn’t care. He is telling her the truth.
No. He was not.
was he with her sister?
He is here now.
November 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
No. He was not.
He is here now.
she needs him here with her.
He had to clear his head.
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
He is here now.
Aware he was being watched, he glanced up at the window. Cute, he thought. The kid is watching him. He smirked and waved.
Sirius looks out through his window to see Rodolphus Lestrange standing on the Black's property which makes him wonder if he is here for Bellatrix.
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Aware he was being watched, he glanced up at the window. Cute, he thought. The kid is watching him. He smirked and waved.
He had to clear his head.
back again?
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 PM
He had to clear his head.
He asked.
good to know.
He’s perfectly satisfied at home. He is content.
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
He asked.
Nothing. Just keep him company. The hangover will pass.
what can she do to help? lucky for him, she filled the bar up recently.
Yeah, he knows. He’s just in a bad mood.
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Nothing. Just keep him company. The hangover will pass.
No.
Does he want to be a grandpa?
No.
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
No.
He is married. So is she.
Can he try?
She knows the answer to that.
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
He is married. So is she.
Yeah, he knows. He’s just in a bad mood.
all she did was mention their children.
She’s giving him a headache. And he is out of alcohol.
October 31, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Yeah, he knows. He’s just in a bad mood.
He’s perfectly satisfied at home. He is content.
he deserves to let loose.
Ha! Laughable. If only.
October 31, 2024 at 1:23 AM
He’s perfectly satisfied at home. He is content.
Jesus fucking christ. What is everyone’s sudden fascination with his sex life?
October 31, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Jesus fucking christ. What is everyone’s sudden fascination with his sex life?
She’s giving him a headache. And he is out of alcohol.
then what is his problem?
No? That’s the right answer, right?
October 31, 2024 at 12:37 AM
She’s giving him a headache. And he is out of alcohol.