mmph...

*gestures at situation*
I... what... how long have you been doing this, exactly?

Just lulling them into a false sense of security with all that rope and tape first, right?

...you do have an escape plan, right?

But doesn't that kinda clue the evildoers in to your superhero shtick? Or is that another layer of deception

"Curse you, Spying Shark! I'll get you next time!"

"...wait, this is a rope factory."

"SDF personnel have shown themselves to be enthusiastic in the search efforts... as well as in the distribution of these last known photographs in lockers and on duty room walls throughout the fleet." (4/4)

"While no news have been forthcoming on the whereabouts of the Supreme Commander recently, morale among personnel remains rather high." (3/4)

"While initially thought was given to removing them, this course of action was discarded after finding several hand-signed versions by the depicted CinC herself." (2/4)

I suppose that depends on the ability to maintain chillin' attitude