Gary Maxwell
@maxhorn.bsky.social
“Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.”
Took me a sec but I got there.
May 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Took me a sec but I got there.
In Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks.
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks.
Oh fuck off, NBC. What kind of bullshit is this?
May 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh fuck off, NBC. What kind of bullshit is this?
I’ve seen one regularly drop off 2 children at my son’s school. Those poor kids…
April 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve seen one regularly drop off 2 children at my son’s school. Those poor kids…
I did the same thing during the Dodgers game. Went to the restroom before the top of the tenth and came back and saw a Tiger on second and my immediate thought was, “Damn, a lead off double!” But I quickly remembered and was sad, because I still hate this. Start it in the 12th.
March 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I did the same thing during the Dodgers game. Went to the restroom before the top of the tenth and came back and saw a Tiger on second and my immediate thought was, “Damn, a lead off double!” But I quickly remembered and was sad, because I still hate this. Start it in the 12th.
Damn, dude. Beyond impressive.
February 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Damn, dude. Beyond impressive.
It’s a big enough umbrella, but it’s always me that ends up getting wet.
February 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s a big enough umbrella, but it’s always me that ends up getting wet.
The outro solo on “Who’s Crying Now” is absolutely perfect.
February 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The outro solo on “Who’s Crying Now” is absolutely perfect.
Was your makeup on, and did your hair look pretty?
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Was your makeup on, and did your hair look pretty?
And then there’s “(Believed You Were) Lucky.” Jesus, what a song. Aimee Mann is “fucking great.”
January 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
And then there’s “(Believed You Were) Lucky.” Jesus, what a song. Aimee Mann is “fucking great.”
And “What About Love” is in the same fucking ballpark. That guitar solo…
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
And “What About Love” is in the same fucking ballpark. That guitar solo…
Tell that to the solo on “Moonlight Feels Right.” That solo fucks.
December 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Tell that to the solo on “Moonlight Feels Right.” That solo fucks.
As a Dodger fan, I like to add an extra level of difficulty sometimes!
December 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
As a Dodger fan, I like to add an extra level of difficulty sometimes!
Hello Walker. Nice to see you again!
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Hello Walker. Nice to see you again!
According to my mother, I slept through the 1971 Northridge quake despite being right near the epicenter. I’m either completely fearless or a complete and total idiot.
December 7, 2024 at 8:15 PM
According to my mother, I slept through the 1971 Northridge quake despite being right near the epicenter. I’m either completely fearless or a complete and total idiot.
Hey you. Don’t watch that. Watch this!
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Hey you. Don’t watch that. Watch this!