He'd be calling him Bubba.

Go Westmerica!

Gun Corp and you'll be a made entity.

They appear to have lost the war.

Unless it's a trash hauling company, I agree.

He most likely shaved a dog's nuts and superglued the clippings onto his bald pate.

Department of Jerk-offs

Playing catch-up.

Thank you!

Does licking Trump's cornhole count as his personal preference?

There’s death and destruction! A terrible fright!
SURRENDER! I shout with a great deal of might.
So will I or won't I? The world has to guess.
Will I make a big peace? Or a much bigger mess?

I may do it. I might.
I could do it tonight.
I may also just not.
I like keeping them hot.

They want to make deals in a tizzy,
They’re calling and keeping me busy.
But why did they wait? It’s so late in the day,
A week makes a difference, that's all I will say.

Maybe their identities are anonymous and all that's being voted on is the coolness of their (new) name.

This big guy in blue is giving off serious Stay Puft vibes.

Someone looking for a new tenant for a plot on their golf green.

Yep – apparently those are given by Congress and the Supreme Court.