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Burn After Reading

/If you put one up,/

/They will knock it down for fun./

/The kids LOVE Jenga./
December 6, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Cheers

/ A life worth living? /

/ Prodigious amounts of ale! /

/ And buxom maidens! /
October 23, 2023 at 8:51 PM
"Soulful Corporations"

/ They only rule by, /

/ The concent of the masses. /

/ For that, they hate us. /
October 18, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Rituals

/ Humans need structure, /
/ We *are* narrative creatures. /
/ Otherwise adrift. /
October 11, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Coom-Scrolling

/ Thirst traps on Insta, /

/ Getting quite esoteric. /

/ Her legs were missing... /
October 10, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Press Button For Pizza

/ The Pizza maker, /

/ Getting high in the kitchen. /

/ The dough remains fresh. /
October 8, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Pan-handler

/ A man asks for change. /

/ I say, "Change comes from within." /

/ He spits out a coin /
October 5, 2023 at 5:29 PM
/ Million Email March. /

/ Goal? To "circle back around" /

/ An Ouroboros... /
October 4, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Childhood

/ Playing in the yard, /

/ Grass stains in our Sunday-Clothes. /

/ Mother's spoon Awaits... /
October 4, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Handicap

/Falling down the stairs /

/"It's a miracle you lived"/

/Time to build a ramp./
October 4, 2023 at 6:20 PM