Max
@maxeshilling.bsky.social
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Max
@maxeshilling.bsky.social
· Jan 9
She Johnny on my Apple till I Seed.
Yesterday during DnD one of our members is trans and was celebrating getting top surgery. He had gotten a happy meal and said he got a toy and I was like “idk if this is offensive, but did you get the gender affirming toy?”
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yesterday during DnD one of our members is trans and was celebrating getting top surgery. He had gotten a happy meal and said he got a toy and I was like “idk if this is offensive, but did you get the gender affirming toy?”
Ugh, I hate you. Go activate your Persona
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ugh, I hate you. Go activate your Persona
What if someone intentionally made the worst movie possible and still put out ads that said “THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR” “A MUST SEE” “ITS A CERTIFIED HIT”
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What if someone intentionally made the worst movie possible and still put out ads that said “THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR” “A MUST SEE” “ITS A CERTIFIED HIT”
Little did I know, that would be the last time that I would play laser tag.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Little did I know, that would be the last time that I would play laser tag.
It’s only called anime if it’s from Japan. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling cartoons”
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It’s only called anime if it’s from Japan. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling cartoons”
Y’all think members of the mob ever fought Aqua Man and were like “You’re gonna be sleepin’ with the fishes”
and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈
and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Y’all think members of the mob ever fought Aqua Man and were like “You’re gonna be sleepin’ with the fishes”
and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈
and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈
I need Netflix to give Curtis Sliwa an hour long special. Dude is so entertaining.
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I need Netflix to give Curtis Sliwa an hour long special. Dude is so entertaining.
Eating Chinese food instead of going to therapy, call that trauma dumpling
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Eating Chinese food instead of going to therapy, call that trauma dumpling
Had a woman call and ask if I could rewind the news cuz she missed the last story
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Had a woman call and ask if I could rewind the news cuz she missed the last story
Call me your front lawn the way I need to be edged
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Call me your front lawn the way I need to be edged
Yo, To Be Hero is INSANE
It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s.
I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc.
It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years.
It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s.
I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc.
It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yo, To Be Hero is INSANE
It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s.
I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc.
It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years.
It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s.
I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc.
It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years.
Just heard police describe a suspect as “chunky” 😭
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just heard police describe a suspect as “chunky” 😭
What part of the stove top do you use and why is it the front right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What part of the stove top do you use and why is it the front right?
“Don’t quit your day job,” but as a compliment because they’re doing a good job.
September 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Don’t quit your day job,” but as a compliment because they’re doing a good job.
What if at sporting events, instead of Kiss Cam it was Bounce On It Cam
August 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What if at sporting events, instead of Kiss Cam it was Bounce On It Cam
I just bought a house, which is cool, but I also found out that my apartment was going to raise my rent by 50% in August.
Bullet DODGED.
Bullet DODGED.
June 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just bought a house, which is cool, but I also found out that my apartment was going to raise my rent by 50% in August.
Bullet DODGED.
Bullet DODGED.
When you’re cozy, you get the hoe-z
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When you’re cozy, you get the hoe-z
What if there was no oblivion remake and now Bethesda is panicking
March 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What if there was no oblivion remake and now Bethesda is panicking
This if how Tom Holland would look if he was hiding a frog in his mouth
March 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This if how Tom Holland would look if he was hiding a frog in his mouth
I am so hyped for daylight savings bro. I never updated my clocks the last time and now it’s all going to be worth it.
March 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am so hyped for daylight savings bro. I never updated my clocks the last time and now it’s all going to be worth it.
AMD officially announced 9070xt at $600 and 9070 at $550.
February 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
AMD officially announced 9070xt at $600 and 9070 at $550.
Steam servers are down. You hate to see it.
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Steam servers are down. You hate to see it.
KENDRICK! MY LIFE IS YOURS!
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
KENDRICK! MY LIFE IS YOURS!
It starts with taxes and ends with inputting credit card information to get toilet paper in a public bathroom.
February 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It starts with taxes and ends with inputting credit card information to get toilet paper in a public bathroom.
Relax liberals, it’s called dark chocolate.
January 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Relax liberals, it’s called dark chocolate.