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Max "Local Restaurant Chain" Eddy
@maxeddy.bsky.social
Sweaty security journalist. Former write-in candidate for Washtenaw Country Drain Commissioner. Recently of PCMag, currently of Wirecutter. Union strong.
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My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Btw report what you felt!
earthquake.usgs.gov/data/dyfi/
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Stop sitting in the apartment above mine just to fart!!
August 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Literally came here to see if it was just me or not.
August 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AND YOU GOT IT
July 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I execute this AND THEN IMMEDIATELY ROLL SEVEN.

Everyone is pissed at me.
July 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Meanwhile, I (who love to Human Salmon and turn games into Pacifist Runs) have a Knight Card and am proposing to shove the Robber back in the fucking Desert, so that all can flourish.

@tiffanyleigh.bsky.social "this game is NOT fun"
July 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Love to get absolutely hosed on this.
July 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna need a licensing payment for the use of my name there.
June 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM