Max B Schmidt
@maxbschmidt.bsky.social
Wake Me Up When We’re Great Again 🎶
That’s Gary Goblin
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That’s Gary Goblin
And not even a good cover-up 🤷🏻♂️ we all know
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
And not even a good cover-up 🤷🏻♂️ we all know
Don’t say “dipped in white cream” 😭
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Don’t say “dipped in white cream” 😭
Two? Did she get one that flies Left and one that flies Right? 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Two? Did she get one that flies Left and one that flies Right? 🤔
Princess Trump just wants to be the prettiest girl at the Ball
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Princess Trump just wants to be the prettiest girl at the Ball
This would be a pretty SWEET place to work 🤙
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This would be a pretty SWEET place to work 🤙
I’m tired of this, Grandpa.
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m tired of this, Grandpa.
I hand knit my children’s clothing with gluten free yarn
September 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I hand knit my children’s clothing with gluten free yarn