Max 🐷
@maxbepis.bsky.social
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I store a banana inside my rectum at all times
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I store a banana inside my rectum at all times
The government implanted a tracking device in the back of my neck when I was under anesthesia for my colonoscopy
November 3, 2024 at 11:54 PM
The government implanted a tracking device in the back of my neck when I was under anesthesia for my colonoscopy
Back to the Future actually happened
November 3, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Back to the Future actually happened
Quit pussy footing around, bro
November 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Quit pussy footing around, bro
My penis looks like a Silent Hill enemy
October 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
My penis looks like a Silent Hill enemy
My pubic lice are getting out of control
October 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
My pubic lice are getting out of control
I forgot everything I learned in college already
October 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I forgot everything I learned in college already
A botfly burrowed its way into the head of my penis
October 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
A botfly burrowed its way into the head of my penis
What are people who back in to parking spots trying to prove?
October 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
What are people who back in to parking spots trying to prove?
My coworker named his dog Disturbed after the band Disturbed
October 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
My coworker named his dog Disturbed after the band Disturbed
I can’t wait for Max Bemis to make a bluesky account so I can call him fat
October 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I can’t wait for Max Bemis to make a bluesky account so I can call him fat
I’m bringing ballposting to Bluesky
October 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I’m bringing ballposting to Bluesky