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I think leftists need to appropriate the Bible and really dig into Matthew 19:24 and reiterate what Jesus said: every billionaire will burn in Hell
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I think leftists need to appropriate the Bible and really dig into Matthew 19:24 and reiterate what Jesus said: every billionaire will burn in Hell
Pluribus was enjoyable enough but we gotta talk about the pacing, cuz like, it is devastatingly slow. To the point that you can see the scenes where the show wants you to be on your phone. Like, no, Pluribus, it should not take Carol 30 seconds looking at a painting to come to a decision.
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Pluribus was enjoyable enough but we gotta talk about the pacing, cuz like, it is devastatingly slow. To the point that you can see the scenes where the show wants you to be on your phone. Like, no, Pluribus, it should not take Carol 30 seconds looking at a painting to come to a decision.
I feel like the hate for New Years gym resolutions is so pronounced that it's effectively eliminated that wave of gym goers
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I feel like the hate for New Years gym resolutions is so pronounced that it's effectively eliminated that wave of gym goers
*Adam Friedland show 2026*
Adam: But there's nothing like an island getaway, yeah?
Bill Gates: Well, there's a bunch of islands in Hawaii that, that really don't have any development, if you can believe it. So you really get to EXPLORE in the sense that-
Adam: But there's nothing like an island getaway, yeah?
Bill Gates: Well, there's a bunch of islands in Hawaii that, that really don't have any development, if you can believe it. So you really get to EXPLORE in the sense that-
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
*Adam Friedland show 2026*
Adam: But there's nothing like an island getaway, yeah?
Bill Gates: Well, there's a bunch of islands in Hawaii that, that really don't have any development, if you can believe it. So you really get to EXPLORE in the sense that-
Adam: But there's nothing like an island getaway, yeah?
Bill Gates: Well, there's a bunch of islands in Hawaii that, that really don't have any development, if you can believe it. So you really get to EXPLORE in the sense that-
*hits blunt*
A White Lotus Christmas
A White Lotus Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*hits blunt*
A White Lotus Christmas
A White Lotus Christmas
It feels like The Substance doesn't pass the Bechdel test in purpose
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It feels like The Substance doesn't pass the Bechdel test in purpose
It's kinda hilarious that the ghosts needed only like, a week of snow to turn Jack Torrence into a murderous psychopath. Like, that man already wanted to kill his wife and child and barely needed nudging
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's kinda hilarious that the ghosts needed only like, a week of snow to turn Jack Torrence into a murderous psychopath. Like, that man already wanted to kill his wife and child and barely needed nudging
Feels rather incorrect that Stanley Kubrick was an American director. Like, we're SURE he wasn't British?
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Feels rather incorrect that Stanley Kubrick was an American director. Like, we're SURE he wasn't British?
Any patriotism I had has been thoroughly beaten down but does anyone who actually likes this country feel the slightest bit of disgust over a fascist desecrating our national iconography by attaching his vulgar, crass sensibilities onto them like a malignant tumor before he dies?
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Any patriotism I had has been thoroughly beaten down but does anyone who actually likes this country feel the slightest bit of disgust over a fascist desecrating our national iconography by attaching his vulgar, crass sensibilities onto them like a malignant tumor before he dies?
Put on my comfort scary movie cuz it's October but it's too scary and now I don't want to go to bed
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Put on my comfort scary movie cuz it's October but it's too scary and now I don't want to go to bed
"Easily make ads with Google AI" is probably one of the most repulsive sells I can imagine for this awful awful miasma on the internet
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Easily make ads with Google AI" is probably one of the most repulsive sells I can imagine for this awful awful miasma on the internet
I am truly stumped as to how Oda is going to top the sheer level of cruelty going on in God Valley when we finally see the Void Century. #OnePiece1160
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am truly stumped as to how Oda is going to top the sheer level of cruelty going on in God Valley when we finally see the Void Century. #OnePiece1160
Killing the mother of your children simply because she's not of the same social class as you while also orchestrating the genocide of her country is probably the most evil thing someone has done in One Piece and that's a high bar to clear #OnePiece1159
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Killing the mother of your children simply because she's not of the same social class as you while also orchestrating the genocide of her country is probably the most evil thing someone has done in One Piece and that's a high bar to clear #OnePiece1159
If the bastard dies then it's a net good even though he's a moron because the next fascist doesn't have the entertainment sauce to captivate the masses. We can beat Vance
August 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If the bastard dies then it's a net good even though he's a moron because the next fascist doesn't have the entertainment sauce to captivate the masses. We can beat Vance
Steve Buschemi is a real trooper. He gets told "you're going to play an idiot who has no actual impact on the plot and at the end of the movie you die" and he was like "sounds great lmao"
August 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Steve Buschemi is a real trooper. He gets told "you're going to play an idiot who has no actual impact on the plot and at the end of the movie you die" and he was like "sounds great lmao"
I love Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises (2012) partly because I love how subtle it is. For example, when this guy says to Bane, "You're pure evil" that's subtle foreshadowing that something might be wrong with this Bane dude
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I love Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises (2012) partly because I love how subtle it is. For example, when this guy says to Bane, "You're pure evil" that's subtle foreshadowing that something might be wrong with this Bane dude
The only reason I hope there's an afterlife is so Trump realizes he can't con his way out of escaping burning in Hell
Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The only reason I hope there's an afterlife is so Trump realizes he can't con his way out of escaping burning in Hell
An 8-person lip-sync smackdown for the crown is an absolute horseshit way to end an otherwise amazing season but at least Ginger Minj will finally get her crown.
July 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
An 8-person lip-sync smackdown for the crown is an absolute horseshit way to end an otherwise amazing season but at least Ginger Minj will finally get her crown.
#OnePiece1154 "Lost his partner" jfgjgjfgsh first Dorry and Broggy, now Jarul and Jorul, I love how many gay giants there are in Elbaph
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#OnePiece1154 "Lost his partner" jfgjgjfgsh first Dorry and Broggy, now Jarul and Jorul, I love how many gay giants there are in Elbaph
#OnePiece1152 is the chapter that keeps on chaptering. Loki is joining the crew? Shanks was a Holy Knight?! He lost his arm on PURPOSE?! We're getting a HARALD flashback?? Omfg
June 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#OnePiece1152 is the chapter that keeps on chaptering. Loki is joining the crew? Shanks was a Holy Knight?! He lost his arm on PURPOSE?! We're getting a HARALD flashback?? Omfg
The Wolf of Wall Street is a wildly irresponsible film. Scorcese really didn't understand the American's lust for power as long as it's white men doing it
May 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The Wolf of Wall Street is a wildly irresponsible film. Scorcese really didn't understand the American's lust for power as long as it's white men doing it
JK Rowling is going to be anti-abortion within two years check it
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
JK Rowling is going to be anti-abortion within two years check it
Okay so I'm doing a reread of One Piece (yes I'm obsessed) and it's interesting to see how Oda immediately critiques systems with Helmeppo being so obviously corrupt but being protected because he's on the "good" side of the Navy (1/2)
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Okay so I'm doing a reread of One Piece (yes I'm obsessed) and it's interesting to see how Oda immediately critiques systems with Helmeppo being so obviously corrupt but being protected because he's on the "good" side of the Navy (1/2)