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when Mark Jackson turns down the Knicks:

Mama, there goes that plan
Stephen A. Smith working very hard to sell the Knicks on Mark Jackson

"A guy that coached in Golden State that set the table for Steve Kerr to capitalize off of and look like the second coming of Phil Jackson and Gregg Popovich"
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
there is no way Jimmy Butler is missing a playoff game with a bruise on his fanny
April 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dyson Daniels has gone from +4000 for MIP on FanDuel this morning all the way to+380
March 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Dyson Daniels is 3rd in odds for DPOY on 2/25" alone should be enough for him to be the Most Improved Player
Cade Cunningham has been awesome but why is he -160 on FanDuel for MIP while Dyson Daniels is +10000 despite going from a part time player on the Pelicans averaging under 6 ppg to 14 ppg and setting all sorts of records for deflections and steals and becoming a unanimous first team all defense guy?
February 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cade Cunningham has been awesome but why is he -160 on FanDuel for MIP while Dyson Daniels is +10000 despite going from a part time player on the Pelicans averaging under 6 ppg to 14 ppg and setting all sorts of records for deflections and steals and becoming a unanimous first team all defense guy?
February 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you ever think about how they made Marvin the Martian the referee in Space Jam because he's both an alien *and* a Looney Tune
February 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
in honor of Cam Spencer scoring 51 points in a G-League game last night, here's a thread of Cam Spencer Faces I've been maintaining over the last few years

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December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I seriously think that the best way to get the most out of Tom Brady as an announcer would be to give him some edibles and see what happens
November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
*Olivia Nuzzi at Thanksgiving dinner, sick of hearing her sister tell the family about her new boyfriend*

well I'd just like you all to know that *I've* been sexting with *a Kennedy*
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 PM
"Incents" lmao
Also in this weeks F5 I coin the term "Incents" for players that Involuntarily Defended by Centers

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November 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
the Celtics bench
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
on Twitter it's like "Let's Go Brandon" but on Bluesky it's like "Let's Go Brandon Ingram"
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 PM
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM
if you're sick of watching the Jets, turn on the RedZone channel, you'll never find them there
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
if it takes an echo chamber to repel the Angry Losers of the Internet, then you can call me Ecco the Dolphin
the concerns about Bluesky becoming an "echo chamber" are funny, most of us are here to have some fun, not to try to somehow change the world through Important Internet Discourse
November 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
the concerns about Bluesky becoming an "echo chamber" are funny, most of us are here to have some fun, not to try to somehow change the world through Important Internet Discourse
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Bobby Portis is one of the all time great sixth men. Not by production, just by having the whole Sixth Man energy/aura down. A true savant
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Jake Paul fights Ted Williams' frozen head, next summer at the Mandalay Bay
November 16, 2024 at 9:22 PM
somebody should study the human brain and the biological compulsion to do a surrender cobra when your sports team does something bad
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
don't pretend you're not going to watch when Jake Paul fights 85 year old Chuck Wepner in a few months
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Bluesky is like the first day of college and there's all these people here you don't know, so hi, I'm a guy on the internet who goes to Rutgers basketball games. Ace Bailey is playing tonight. Rutgers has two top five NBA draft picks for some reason. This happens once every 80000 years. Buckle up
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
the difference between Twitter and Bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Jared McCain was +5000 on FanDuel to win Rookie of the Year on Sunday night, three days ago. He is now +380 with the highest odds.
November 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM