Max Fall
@max-fall.bsky.social
They couldn't save me... 😢
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They couldn't save me... 😢
My actual primary doctor sent me this message about my upcoming appointment for a potential autoimmune disease... Healthcare is a joke.
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My actual primary doctor sent me this message about my upcoming appointment for a potential autoimmune disease... Healthcare is a joke.
Haven't won a career in Umamusame all weekend and my Blue Prince cursed run un-cursed itself so it didn't count. 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Haven't won a career in Umamusame all weekend and my Blue Prince cursed run un-cursed itself so it didn't count. 🙃
The government disproves of how much of my week was spent googling lupus... How are you?
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The government disproves of how much of my week was spent googling lupus... How are you?
The face you make when you have a tummy ache because you broke into a cabinet and ate 200 treats...
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The face you make when you have a tummy ache because you broke into a cabinet and ate 200 treats...
I got a high score on the test!
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I got a high score on the test!
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...
Do you think a weighted hoodie could fix me?
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Do you think a weighted hoodie could fix me?
Target is really sorry you guys... And to prove it they will quietly roll out some new products that are expected to make them a bunch of money!
Aren't you happy now?
Aren't you happy now?
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Target is really sorry you guys... And to prove it they will quietly roll out some new products that are expected to make them a bunch of money!
Aren't you happy now?
Aren't you happy now?
Had two crystal bracelets break within three days... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Had two crystal bracelets break within three days... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
This is a soda I bought from the store and I'm mad at the government about it.
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is a soda I bought from the store and I'm mad at the government about it.
Tell me you're autistic...
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tell me you're autistic...
I made an illegal clown robot/squirrel pauper deck because I'm a very serious person.
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I made an illegal clown robot/squirrel pauper deck because I'm a very serious person.
I keep getting bills from this doctor that I saw a year ago.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.
September 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I keep getting bills from this doctor that I saw a year ago.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.
Bug, Destroyer of Combos
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bug, Destroyer of Combos
Taylor Swift just got an engagement ring estimated at $550,000...
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Taylor Swift just got an engagement ring estimated at $550,000...
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism
Went to the dentist today because I finally have insurance...
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Went to the dentist today because I finally have insurance...
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?
Blender: you can try your hand at it, but don't shove your hand in it.
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Blender: you can try your hand at it, but don't shove your hand in it.
God, I forgot how boring jobs are... I got kinda used to spending my day on things I found meaningful.
July 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
God, I forgot how boring jobs are... I got kinda used to spending my day on things I found meaningful.
The anxiety is starting to kick in...
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The anxiety is starting to kick in...
