it’s sweet and i should love it but being referred to as “handsome” (noun) kinda gives me the ick 😔

i put the unc in twunk

yesterday i said to a friend that i was worried about becoming desperate for men’s attention now that i am single and so this evening i reinstalled grindr and received said attention immediately and very quickly realized i am not at all desperate

a post-gym pump is actually something that is so important

who called it “unsolicited attention from low-effort anon profiles on a gay hookup app” and not “junk male”?

i suppose one reason to take it slow after the breakup is that everything feels surreal enough—in a mostly good way—that i can’t trust my perceptions of others’ attention. whenever i’m with [redacted] it feels like there’s a spark, but maybe it’s just that i’m enjoying my own self again. ugh

i’ve been going to so many hockey games lately (go sharks) and it’s not even because of heated rivalry

just realized i can take creatine and psyllium husk at the same time… am i about to enter my muscleboy bottom era??

normalize telling your friends* that you have a debilitating crush on them**

*me
**me

i wish i were of those gay guys who can look Hot at the gym, but even bigger muscles and tighter clothes will not change the fact that i’m already a sweaty, panting mess by the time i’ve finished warming up

i’m normal and can be trusted with thirst traps