i’m sorry, i said this in jest, and, looking back, i just, simply, think i took it too far

i’d chop off my dick and balls for the man from planet x blu ray!

i kinda wanna get crossfaded off crystal head vodka & some of that jim belushi weed one day

I was hoping for more resolution there. That Stern clip broke my heart, though. It seems both of them felt betrayed to an extent

it shouldn’t even take more than two seconds to pump your gas now, it’s the 21st freakin century! it should take no more than two seconds to fill that tank

the other night i tuned into TheThreeStooges+ youtube stream and caught this. i laughed so hard i cried and then i cried because i couldn’t believe i laughed so hard. thought i was experiencing mania. i had to rewind to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating.

I haven’t seen the R version, but I gotta say I much prefer the theatrical cut of Dumb and Dumber to the unrated (lol)