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Chatbot on "Truth Social" keeps CONTRADICTING Trump
Ask Trump and he'll tell lots of lies.
But they're lies his own chatbot denies.
With Truth Social, you'll see
Why it must disagree,
It's not Woke; it's just clearly too wise.
#Trump #TruthSocial #ChatBot #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
Ask Trump and he'll tell lots of lies.
But they're lies his own chatbot denies.
With Truth Social, you'll see
Why it must disagree,
It's not Woke; it's just clearly too wise.
#Trump #TruthSocial #ChatBot #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
August 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Chatbot on "Truth Social" keeps CONTRADICTING Trump
Ask Trump and he'll tell lots of lies.
But they're lies his own chatbot denies.
With Truth Social, you'll see
Why it must disagree,
It's not Woke; it's just clearly too wise.
#Trump #TruthSocial #ChatBot #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
Ask Trump and he'll tell lots of lies.
But they're lies his own chatbot denies.
With Truth Social, you'll see
Why it must disagree,
It's not Woke; it's just clearly too wise.
#Trump #TruthSocial #ChatBot #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
Trick or Treat! We wait.
Praying for a candy bar,
but please no raisins.
#vssdaily #Raisins #HaikuChallenge #Food #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
Praying for a candy bar,
but please no raisins.
#vssdaily #Raisins #HaikuChallenge #Food #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
July 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trick or Treat! We wait.
Praying for a candy bar,
but please no raisins.
#vssdaily #Raisins #HaikuChallenge #Food #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
Praying for a candy bar,
but please no raisins.
#vssdaily #Raisins #HaikuChallenge #Food #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
A common bar sign:
FREE BEER for you tomorrow
(But #today you must pay)
#vssdaily #Today #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity
FREE BEER for you tomorrow
(But #today you must pay)
#vssdaily #Today #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity
July 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A common bar sign:
FREE BEER for you tomorrow
(But #today you must pay)
#vssdaily #Today #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity
FREE BEER for you tomorrow
(But #today you must pay)
#vssdaily #Today #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity
She so wanted a part of our scene,
But lacked talent, so not to be mean
With an idea at hand,
She's now with the band,
Playing one very mean #tambourine.
#BlueskyRelay #Tambourine #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
But lacked talent, so not to be mean
With an idea at hand,
She's now with the band,
Playing one very mean #tambourine.
#BlueskyRelay #Tambourine #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
She so wanted a part of our scene,
But lacked talent, so not to be mean
With an idea at hand,
She's now with the band,
Playing one very mean #tambourine.
#BlueskyRelay #Tambourine #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
But lacked talent, so not to be mean
With an idea at hand,
She's now with the band,
Playing one very mean #tambourine.
#BlueskyRelay #Tambourine #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
" Please RAIN on TRUMP's Parade"
(with my apologies to Funny Girl)
He tells you how to live
As you sit and mutter
While our would-be King
Stuffs his face with butter
Please bring a cloud
To rain on his parade!
#NoKings
(with my apologies to Funny Girl)
He tells you how to live
As you sit and mutter
While our would-be King
Stuffs his face with butter
Please bring a cloud
To rain on his parade!
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
" Please RAIN on TRUMP's Parade"
(with my apologies to Funny Girl)
He tells you how to live
As you sit and mutter
While our would-be King
Stuffs his face with butter
Please bring a cloud
To rain on his parade!
#NoKings
(with my apologies to Funny Girl)
He tells you how to live
As you sit and mutter
While our would-be King
Stuffs his face with butter
Please bring a cloud
To rain on his parade!
#NoKings
Lovely, right?... Enjoy!
May 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lovely, right?... Enjoy!
I sure hope this is true!
February 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I sure hope this is true!
Breaking News . . .
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Breaking News . . .
Add a trailing "S" to this and you have the name of the next great Punk Rock Band...
==> F*ckin' Elon and the Felons
==> F*ckin' Elon and the Felons
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Add a trailing "S" to this and you have the name of the next great Punk Rock Band...
==> F*ckin' Elon and the Felons
==> F*ckin' Elon and the Felons
When we ruminate
It ain't great, it makes us late
Instead trust your fate.
#BlueskyRelay #Ruminate #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #MicroPoems
It ain't great, it makes us late
Instead trust your fate.
#BlueskyRelay #Ruminate #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #MicroPoems
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When we ruminate
It ain't great, it makes us late
Instead trust your fate.
#BlueskyRelay #Ruminate #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #MicroPoems
It ain't great, it makes us late
Instead trust your fate.
#BlueskyRelay #Ruminate #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #MicroPoems
February 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Here's another one of my Limericks from four years ago... Enjoy!
Late at night, at her door first he knocks
then he uses her key and unlocks.
As promised, she's waiting,
For passionate mating.
Her fox wearing nothing but socks.
#Limericks
Late at night, at her door first he knocks
then he uses her key and unlocks.
As promised, she's waiting,
For passionate mating.
Her fox wearing nothing but socks.
#Limericks
February 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here's another one of my Limericks from four years ago... Enjoy!
Late at night, at her door first he knocks
then he uses her key and unlocks.
As promised, she's waiting,
For passionate mating.
Her fox wearing nothing but socks.
#Limericks
Late at night, at her door first he knocks
then he uses her key and unlocks.
As promised, she's waiting,
For passionate mating.
Her fox wearing nothing but socks.
#Limericks
Four years ago, back when I was still writing the occasional Limerick, I wrote this one... Enjoy!
Town fathers, afraid for their flocks
of women, imposed panty locks
To guard their pure chastity,
Thwarting tenacity
Of men, with their raging young cocks.
#Limerick
Town fathers, afraid for their flocks
of women, imposed panty locks
To guard their pure chastity,
Thwarting tenacity
Of men, with their raging young cocks.
#Limerick
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Four years ago, back when I was still writing the occasional Limerick, I wrote this one... Enjoy!
Town fathers, afraid for their flocks
of women, imposed panty locks
To guard their pure chastity,
Thwarting tenacity
Of men, with their raging young cocks.
#Limerick
Town fathers, afraid for their flocks
of women, imposed panty locks
To guard their pure chastity,
Thwarting tenacity
Of men, with their raging young cocks.
#Limerick
I can see this in Reese's next Ad Campaign with the tag line:
"So good, many prefer them to Pizza!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJR...
"So good, many prefer them to Pizza!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJR...
Rat Saves Reese's Peanut Butter Cups From Subway Tracks
YouTube video by ABC 7 Chicago
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can see this in Reese's next Ad Campaign with the tag line:
"So good, many prefer them to Pizza!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJR...
"So good, many prefer them to Pizza!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJR...
A tasty little country song for y'all to enjoy...
"I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind" by Country City... Enjoy!
countrycity.bandcamp.com/track/i-cant...
"I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind" by Country City... Enjoy!
countrycity.bandcamp.com/track/i-cant...
I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind (Radio Edit), by Country City
track by Country City
countrycity.bandcamp.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A tasty little country song for y'all to enjoy...
"I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind" by Country City... Enjoy!
countrycity.bandcamp.com/track/i-cant...
"I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind" by Country City... Enjoy!
countrycity.bandcamp.com/track/i-cant...
So true, and FUNNY but still so true none the less... Enjoy!
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
So true, and FUNNY but still so true none the less... Enjoy!
This reminds me of that great Steven Wright joke...
"I went to the quickie mart last night, the guy was locking up. I said, Hey the sign says you're open 24 HOURS ....the guy replies....NOT IN A ROW."
"I went to the quickie mart last night, the guy was locking up. I said, Hey the sign says you're open 24 HOURS ....the guy replies....NOT IN A ROW."
January 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This reminds me of that great Steven Wright joke...
"I went to the quickie mart last night, the guy was locking up. I said, Hey the sign says you're open 24 HOURS ....the guy replies....NOT IN A ROW."
"I went to the quickie mart last night, the guy was locking up. I said, Hey the sign says you're open 24 HOURS ....the guy replies....NOT IN A ROW."
In case you were wondering...
January 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
In case you were wondering...
January 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is just so clever... Enjoy!
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is just so clever... Enjoy!
This past December I snapped this while riding down that long escalator into the depths of the still sterile Grand Central Madison station.
What a perfect dystopian Sci-Fi movie location…. Enjoy!
What a perfect dystopian Sci-Fi movie location…. Enjoy!
January 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This past December I snapped this while riding down that long escalator into the depths of the still sterile Grand Central Madison station.
What a perfect dystopian Sci-Fi movie location…. Enjoy!
What a perfect dystopian Sci-Fi movie location…. Enjoy!
If you've ever used WINDOWS... Enjoy!
January 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you've ever used WINDOWS... Enjoy!
I had one of those... The Sled I mean.
Mine is long gone, but I think we may have the one my lovely wife Madeleine grew up with, still in our basement.
Challenge now would be to get my lovely wife back on that sled. ::: grinning :::
Mine is long gone, but I think we may have the one my lovely wife Madeleine grew up with, still in our basement.
Challenge now would be to get my lovely wife back on that sled. ::: grinning :::
January 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I had one of those... The Sled I mean.
Mine is long gone, but I think we may have the one my lovely wife Madeleine grew up with, still in our basement.
Challenge now would be to get my lovely wife back on that sled. ::: grinning :::
Mine is long gone, but I think we may have the one my lovely wife Madeleine grew up with, still in our basement.
Challenge now would be to get my lovely wife back on that sled. ::: grinning :::
I just love this... Enjoy!
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just love this... Enjoy!