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Mauzer
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Mauzer @mauzer-the-dog.bsky.social · Dec 6
The glorious one.
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Perfection.
The Minecraft Java edition title screen, furnished with a custom resource pack, and a panorama screenshot of a house with a Tamed wolf in it. The yellow splash text, which reads, "Hello, Motherfucker!" is perfectly aligned above the wolf. The wolf sits on a crafting bench from one of the 130+ mods I have installed. The panorama was taken on Christmas, indicated by the present-colored chests. The wolf will have more advice soon.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Who is that under the tree?
Why, It's Pimp Dog!
Here to spread pimpiness.
Pimp Dog is here to bring gifts to all the little pimps!

#furryart
#pimpdog
Slightly larger than a chihuahua, Pimp Dog stands under an artificial Christmas tree. He wears a purple suit, and a matching wide brim hat, topped with a purple feather. His tail is black, with a white tip, which flowers into individual hairs at the end. He brings gifts which are wrapped in purple-striped pimp paper. The gifts appear to be a Glock 19, an ak-47, and an Ingram MAC-10.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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He is one FESTIVE motherfucker!
look at him, sitting in his little wreath.
check out this burger dog! he is one festive motherfucker, sitting in his wreath of plastic pine boughs and lights. even a merry-ass ribbon, with little sparkly shit, is above him! he killed your elf on the shelf and replaced him. the hamburgers he stands upon are made of elf meat.
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The glorious one.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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procrastination
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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SQUAAAAAB!!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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$70 Color sketchmissions bc ya girl needs money 
https://picarto.tv/RAINRAINRAIN
3PM Arizona time. No wheel. 
#art
A coyote in a suit and skirt is smiling contently while holding a rifle. She is staring at two 1990s computer monitors with various accessories on the desk. The photo looks as if it were taken in the 1990's
March 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#furryart
Maned wolf-German shepherd mix screaming "AAAAAAAAAA" at another ambiguous canid. The blue void behind them if filled with the letter A. The screamer is tan in color, with a chocolate brown snout, ears, eye spots, and back. he Has a black patch of fur on his back. His long eyelashes make him look like he has eyeliner. I did not bother to shade it. They are in a void of only light. his mouth is disproportionately detailed, emphasizing the incessant screeching from hell.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The Albino Jackal
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Colored pencil and pen on paper. #furryart
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Wad of Pulp
Wad of brown paper pulp. It resembles a lump of shit. There is a banana behind it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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#slingshot
giant slingshot with two arm braces. It can throw a lemon 3/4 of a football field away. tennis balls go farther, but rotting lemons are better. I estimate the draw weight is 50lbs. the bands stretch up to 5 feet at full draw. It's made of a branch from my old lemon tree.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Acrylic painting of a photoshopped version of William Hundley's "Chihuahua With Cheeseburgers" photograph.
#art #painting
His face is on his chest. He stands on 8 hamburgers, of the McDonald's variety. silently judging. his face, wise like Yoda, yet young at the same time. This painting stares down at me while I sleep.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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ed.dog
camping
#art #furryart
a samoyed bat hybrid camping
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Mass production.
a bunch of weird dog pictures. her name is Edna.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The perfect grill lighter, complete with a hellish roar as it shoots a fireball out its ass.

#art #furryart
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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He would rather be eating half a pound of cold, shredded Colby cheese, while ominously staring out the window at cars that park in front of his house.

#furryart
The dog is just sitting there with his big ass ears. He's in a dimly lit bar, at a wooden countertop with a glass of wine in front of him. A harsh yellow light shines on him from above, illuminating his cheems-looking ass. He looks like he's contently smiling from a distance, but has a sad, distant look on his face. he's either thinking about something, or dissasociating
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It's finished.
The Techichi, in all its flame-shitting glory.

#art #furryart #furry
The Techichi, erupting a massive fireball from its ass. The flame reaches a terrifying 14 inches, as it roars and smokes. The flame is the same size as the muzzle blast that comes out of my dad's 44 magnum revolver. This motherfucker makes a bic lighter look like a toy. I love this thing.
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Behold: The Techichi Dog of Death!

#art #furryart #dog #fire
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Sling
#furryart
Big ass german-shepherd-looking dog. he has the long legs of a maned wolf, and the ears too. he is being carried in a sling, dangling stupidly from a person's side. The dog is pissed, but his face looks uninterested. He will probably bite the person in the ass later, for their crimes against his dignity, but not before he destroys their belongings.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Mango
#furryart
Maned-wolf German shepherd mix sniffing a mango, which rests on a table. he is wearing silver-framed aviator glasses. his eyes are a similar color to the mango.
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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That tall dog-thing, who likes to lick metal and eat cardboard.
#furryart
pencil drawing of a Maned Wolf German shepherd mix standing in the middle if the desert with his tongue hanging out. His crazed eyes look in opposite directions like a Minecraft cow. in front of him is an english-made anvil, produced in 1907. Next to the anvil is a partially eaten cardboard tube.
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Willow for plush-bean
August 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Big ass ears
#fursuit
#furry
dog fursuit head base with maned-wolf-sized ears. I still need to keep shaping the foam before I add fur. When I stand in the hallway, wearing the head, the ears rub against the roof (roof is 7ft/ 2.14m).
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Maned wolf flapper girl.
#furryart
#furry
Maned wolf flapper girl. She has a purple dress, with fringe spiraling down to the middle of her thighs. she has a black headband with purple feathers, and a matching handbag. Along with gold high heels, she has a two layered pearl necklace, and a corresponding bracelet on her left wrist. She stands next to a potted palm tree, a black cigarette holder delicately balanced in her gloved left hand, purse dangling from the crook of her arm. In her right hand, concealed slightly behind her, she grips an FN model 1903 pistol. The incandescent lights shine from the art deco styled wall sconces, casting a warm glow over her. She looks at an unknown threat, defiantly standing her ground, ready to fight.
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM