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Bode Thickums 🏳️‍🌈
@mauskaut.bsky.social
18+ NSFW | Bi - 37 | Here to be unhinged about sad fictional men with other people.

Oh hey listen to Red Valley!

🌈Everyone is gay. Especially the big tough men you like in fiction, I don't make the rules. They kiss other men on the mouth.🌈
Never seen shirts more perfect for them.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
clearly Warren has been body snatched
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
could be!!!!!
a cat is looking at the camera with a sad look on its face .
ALT: a cat is looking at the camera with a sad look on its face .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
how haven't I seen this before??? this is so dang good, god everyone is so damn talented
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
lol the entire fifth season is just what we can hear from Waffles point of view. Would listen.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
BABY GIRL
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
LOL I'm cracking up at this mental image so hard, but honestly if Gord can do surgery he can do a lil snip snip. Now would the nerds LET him is another thing. And omg that'd be so cute! Gordon's might just implode if he got to see what's left of hobbiton if it's still around in 2064.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
father and daughter reunion!?
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Who's certified to use scissors in Red Valley in 2064? Someone please give them a little trim, freshen the lads up! (and they def need to go on a vacation date, like best boy friends do)
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm here for this! And then Red Valley it just got more out of control lol someone please give him a little trim, get rid of those split ends
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
He's a millennial, he 1000% has cringe ass nerd/gay shirts. I say as a millennial who's at some points in life owned cringe ass shirts. And look, all that time in Red Valley before he was frozen I'm sure his hair grew uwu messy tied back hair for the win!
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
NOT THE SHIRT LOL cackling! I love love love long haired Gordon with his hair pulled back.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
honestly u.u he deserved two cool moms for real, through away his pedo dad, give his mom an awesome gf/wife
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM