This story is somehow seven years old, which makes it just like Mean Girls -- super dated but still holds up.

😂 yes, all good. Hope the same for you!!

Hi Eddie!!

Oh I definitely want to talk to those people too

Hi! I'm a Washington Post reporter writing a story about DC humidity. Can I DM you?

Hi, I'm a Washington Post reporter writing about the humidity. Can I DM you?

Hi Sheri, I'm a reporter for the Washington Post writing about egg prices and I'd love to talk to you. Can you please DM me?

🥲

DMed you!

I’m aware! But this story is just about DC.

Would love to talk to you!

Would love to talk to you, if you can DM or email me

I’m so sorry. Please DM me!

Hi, I'm a reporter for the Washington Post, and I'm writing a story about people experiencing sleep disruptions due to political anxiety. I'd love to talk to you - can you DM me or email maura.judkis@washpost.com? Thanks!