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⚠️ THIS ACCOUNT IS A NEW YORK CHAUVANIST ⚠️ 🙅PEOPLE FROM BAD STATES DNI 🙅
* hate computers
* hate landlords
* love birds
* simple as
* hate computers
* hate landlords
* love birds
* simple as
insane humblebrag
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
insane humblebrag
keeping my shitty ancient dust ass metrocard in my wallet so if i ever get mugged i can be like “here’s the real prize”
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
keeping my shitty ancient dust ass metrocard in my wallet so if i ever get mugged i can be like “here’s the real prize”
fuckin’ yeouch, lmbo
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
fuckin’ yeouch, lmbo
Wow, this is so me. People are always saying how i bring together the good object and the bad object, while mourning the loss of the idealized object. That’s crazy
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Wow, this is so me. People are always saying how i bring together the good object and the bad object, while mourning the loss of the idealized object. That’s crazy
i was just about to launch a nuclear strike on Long Island but then i had a delicious falafel over rice so i guess I’ll just go home instead
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i was just about to launch a nuclear strike on Long Island but then i had a delicious falafel over rice so i guess I’ll just go home instead
played a Mothership oneshot, RIP to my PC who got clawed by a space zombie and then domed by another PC for contracting Space Zombitis. the companion app for this slaps bigly
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
played a Mothership oneshot, RIP to my PC who got clawed by a space zombie and then domed by another PC for contracting Space Zombitis. the companion app for this slaps bigly
they cant keep doing this!!
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they cant keep doing this!!
this is what the average Long Islander looks like btw:
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
this is what the average Long Islander looks like btw:
Happy New Year’s, Folks
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Happy New Year’s, Folks
nobody in the game is taking my promise of “if you stop hitting me, i swear i wont do an act of stochastic terrorism” seriously, and i’m starting to think it’s because i picked the Stochastic Terrorist as my class???
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
nobody in the game is taking my promise of “if you stop hitting me, i swear i wont do an act of stochastic terrorism” seriously, and i’m starting to think it’s because i picked the Stochastic Terrorist as my class???
if i was an alien and i saw this headline i would immediately euthanize the entire human race
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if i was an alien and i saw this headline i would immediately euthanize the entire human race
Starting her day off with party drugs!
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Starting her day off with party drugs!
no shorebirds out today, but its the sentiment that counts!
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
no shorebirds out today, but its the sentiment that counts!
years ago Audra’s parents told me she likes eating ice. anyway it snowed about 6” here and every time i take her outside she goes to town on a snowbank, its hilarious
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
years ago Audra’s parents told me she likes eating ice. anyway it snowed about 6” here and every time i take her outside she goes to town on a snowbank, its hilarious
saw some people on twitter dumping on this and while its not to my personal taste, this would be like 95th percentile of everything on zillow. people have no taste and so much is just hacky “landlord white/recessed lighting/vinyl flooring” crapjobbes
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
saw some people on twitter dumping on this and while its not to my personal taste, this would be like 95th percentile of everything on zillow. people have no taste and so much is just hacky “landlord white/recessed lighting/vinyl flooring” crapjobbes
saw these two cards while upgrading decks for my irl game and i wonder if you could make a mystic deck for a standalone scenario that runs all the token sealing stuff, and the mythos-trivializing stuff. be totally useless at playing the game, but make it so your friend don't have to either
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
saw these two cards while upgrading decks for my irl game and i wonder if you could make a mystic deck for a standalone scenario that runs all the token sealing stuff, and the mythos-trivializing stuff. be totally useless at playing the game, but make it so your friend don't have to either
in the journal. straight up "Jörking it". and by "it" haha. well. let's just say. Democracy
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
in the journal. straight up "Jörking it". and by "it" haha. well. let's just say. Democracy
this happened to me
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this happened to me