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maui-onion.bsky.social
What a night. UTFT.
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
maui-onion.bsky.social
Yep. Absolutely this.
gotaukulele.com Got A Ukulele @gotaukulele.com · Jan 18
Place crying out for a blue plaque - Red Lane, Coventry. Childhood home of Terry Hall of the Specials
Red Lane Coventry, Childhood home of Terry Hall of the Specials
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
maui-onion.bsky.social
Another bevvy tonight I reckon
evertonfc.com Everton Football Club @evertonfc.com · Dec 4
FT.

Four goals under the lights and our biggest home win since April 2019!!

Thank you for your incredible support tonight, Blues! 🔵

#EVEWOL
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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reid6peter.bsky.social
2-0 up, still need a livener. 💙
December 4, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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evertonstadium.com
Our latest video update is out now! 🎥 youtu.be/f5KUnSc73RU
Pitch progress at Everton Stadium! 🌱
YouTube video by Everton Football Club
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November 30, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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mikeygow.bsky.social
When Skies are Grey

#Everton
November 21, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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spavel.bsky.social
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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penguinbooksusa.bsky.social
Who here likes books?
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
This is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read
CASE STUDY: My Brian Blessed Story I was lucky enough to be the winning trainer on the BBC TV programme The Underdog Show, which took 10 of the UK's leading dog trainers, and paired them with 10 celebrities to train 10 rescue dogs on a weekly 'live' TV show hosted by Julian Clary. Due to our success on series one (why, thank you!), I was asked to return on series two as Head Judge. Now, one of the celebrities on series two was the legend that is Brian Blessed who was training pointer mix called Dougal. If you don't know who Brian Blessed is, he's the larger than life BOOMING actor who played such wallflowers as Prince Vultan in Flash Gordon, Long John Silver in Treasure Island and, my favourite, Grampy Rabbit in Peppa Pig. If you still don't know who Brian Blessed is, imagine being trapped inside a kaleidoscope made out of foghorns and volume. During a quiet time in filming, Brian mentioned to me that he was struggling to get Dougal to focus on him when in front of the cameras. He wanted Dougal to focus on him in the same way that I had trained Chump to focus on Selina Scott in series one. Now, remember, how you deliver your name and cues is very important. If you just rattle off lots of words and the key word is hidden somewhere in that rambling sentence, then how on earth is a puppy supposed to know what to do? It's like me listening to a rap song full of hundreds of words but then being expected to easily pick out and act upon one word from that mass of lyrics. When you do that with a puppy, they think, I've got to respond to everything here or ignore everything here. They simply can't think, Okay, ignore that, ignore that, ignore that, ah! Act on that, then ignore that... So, when you give a cue it's much better that it's one syllable, succinct, unique and consistent. So, there I am, with the legend that is Brian Blessed and I'm trying to teach him the initial stages of 'Reflex To Name', as per above. Me: Okay, Brian, I just want you to say, 'Dougal' once, then treat. The legend that is Brian Blessed: NOW DOUGAL, OH DOUGAL, YES, THAT'S IT, WHATTA BOY, OH, DOUGAL NOW THEN... Me: Like that, Brian, yes. But this time, just say one word, 'Dougal', nothing else. Then treat. The legend that is Brian Blessed: Right you are, Steve... AHHHH, DOUGAL MY BOY, WHATTA FELLA, WHATTA FELLA, EH, THAT'S MY BOY, NOW, YOU LOOK HERE, DOUGIE OLD BOY... Me:Nearly there, Brian. If you can, and I know you can, just say the one word 'Dougal' and nothing else. That way we're going to condition a perfect Reflex To Name. The legend that is Brian Blessed: OH, WAS I NOT, DEAR BOY? CRIKEY. RIGHTO, HERE WE GO ... NOW, DOUGAL, OH, YOU ARE A BEAUUUUTIFUL CREATURE, YES, YOU ARE, HERE WE GO, BOY, YES, WE DO, OH YEEEEES ... WE DO... Me: Spot on, Brian. Good luck with tonight's show!
November 21, 2024 at 7:45 AM
maui-onion.bsky.social
I saw this fantastic quote in one of the corridors at Oracle Park, SF. I'll send it to FIFA, UEFA and the FA when they show up here. Bin VAR. @90sfootball.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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evertonfc.com
The famous Liverpool skyline from the water and now with our future home forever a part of it. 🌊
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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grandoldteam.com
Little competition as a small nice one for following us so quickly on Bluesky.

Repost and we'll pick 3 winners at random over the weekend to win one of our #Everton pint glasses.
Pint glasses
November 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
maui-onion.bsky.social
Well good night everyone, hoping this thing has hit 20 million when I wake up.

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November 18, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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We may just be the answer to world peace. ✌🏻
#WorldBollardAssociation
A yellow bollard stops a huge tank.
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 PM
maui-onion.bsky.social
Body in Bristol, heart in Hawaii.
November 18, 2024 at 8:13 PM