If someone didn’t know about KISS and saw a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race walk onto the runway as any of the members, they wouldn’t bat an eye. Which, now that I think about it, actually might be scarier to a lot of suburban parents these days than the whole “demons from Hell” thing.

Is this position just like some sort of Make a Wish Foundation thing?

I can’t imagine how excited he got finding out that captain has been kicked off every dating app but has no idea why, just absolutely struck gold. Another perfect “finding out mall Santa has a gun obsession” type moment.

If you haven’t already, you gotta try the chili oil with fermented soybeans. Fantastic on dumplings, popcorn, and basically whatever you’d put the regular chili crisp on.