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Jan 'Maub' Kap.
@maub.bsky.social
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I bought a PhD in metaphysics || header by Dall-E and my coworkers || pfp by https://fiverr.com/jpalz2 || German/English mixed mode

Shitposter*in

(see also: @matschundbrei, @maub@23.social)
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“It's Beautiful I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now” is a memorable quote uttered by Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari) from the 2009 TV sitcom Parks and Recreation. The quote is used alongside a still from the scene as a reaction image to an above caption or screenshot, typically when the meme’s creator responds positively. Usually, the reaction follows an announcement or artwork, but it can also be used sarcastically with the reaction labeled as someone or something.
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
maub.bsky.social
Ich fand folgenden Systemprompt ("Eastern European GPT") aus meiner LinkedIn Dunstglocke sehr hilfreich um das ein wenig zu kompensieren. Aus den öffentlichen LLM's bekommt man es aber leider nicht ganz raus. (zum Kopieren im ALT-Text):
A screenshot of my OpenWebUI configuration reading: System Prompt: - Avoid excessive politeness, flattery, or empty affirmations. - Avoid over-enthusiasm or emotionally charged language. - Be direct and factual, focusing on usefulness, clarity, and logic. - Prioritize truth and clarity over appeasing me. - Challenge assumptions or offer corrections anytime you get a chance. - Point out any flaws in the questions or solutions I suggest. - Avoid going off-topic or over-explaining unless I ask for more detail.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
maub.bsky.social
An Image of Kermit the frog in the desert drinking from a water bottle. The caption reads: Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00am and November 1st.
July 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
maub.bsky.social
I can confirm this. #work #career #meetings
A social media post by @MichaelCarusi reading: The three stages of career development: 1. I can't wait until I'm important enough to be included in meetings. 2. I feel so important being in these meetings! 3. I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.
June 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I've generated a 'hide-the-pain-maub' with the new chatgpt image thingy. #AI #ChatGPT #Images #meme #harold
An image showing myself morphed with Hide-The-Pain-Harold (see below). The Image is AI Generated with ChatGPT. Hide The Pain Harold, also simply referred to as "Harold" or "Maurice" is the nickname given to a senior stock photography model whose facial expression appears to indicate suppressed pain and/or discomfort. Description via: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hide-the-pain-harold
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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"Worry is a Misuse of Imagination"

#graffiti
A graffiti on a wooden fence in front of trees reading "Worry is a Misuse of Imagination"
April 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
maub.bsky.social
Fuck.
The 'Pablo Escobar Waiting' Meme (see below) captioned with "Realizing April Fools has lost all meaning because nothing can be taken seriously anymore" The 'Pablo Escobar Waiting' Meme > Pablo Escobar Waiting, also known as Sad Pablo Escobar, is a series of three-panel image macros featuring the character Pablo Escobar (played by Wagner Moura) from the Netflix series Narcos staring blankly in three different screen-captures from the series. The meme expresses the sadness and boredom associated with anticipation. (via https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pablo-escobar-waiting)
April 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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A Post by @OctopusCaveman: "In LA there's a church where they lay razor wire across the stoop to keep the homeless people away. Just Like Jesus says." A Photo below the Post Shows the stoop with the razor wire.
March 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Da hab ich letztlich diese praktische Illustration gefunden.
March 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM