CIA, do your job.

What if I told you I know a guy who has 14 kids with 4 different woman... What would you think of him? What if I told you he is worth biliions of dollars. Does that change your view of him? What does that say about you?

Anyone have the tariff percentages for Whoville and Winterfell?

What I think of when I see Elon Musk.

We all know Trump wants Greenland because he wants to leave NATO, right?

Imagine being outraged by Russian soldiers being killed, but you're fine with Gaza children being killed.

So according to Trump logic, if a big country attacks a small country, the small country shouldn't ask for help and try to defend itself. They should give up immediately.

Trump loves poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.

Trump: Magic mirror on the wall... Who is the greatest president of them all?
Magic mirror: Infamous is thy presidency, sir. But hold, a brave man I see. Rags cannot hide his honour and grace. Alas, he is far greater than thee.
So Trump huffed and he puffed and he blew Putin.
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