Jade
matzersize.bsky.social
Jade
@matzersize.bsky.social
These glimpses into your one wooden fork one metal knife world.
They make me feel alive.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
They didn't expect HRT because they're cis and the like but genuinely your vibe and attitude will change to the effect that you could "press that button" at some point if you meet some new people and introduce yourself as a girl or a femboy or enby or what.
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Unless of course you already have elegant fat distribution and are swaddled in cloth as to be entirely hidden from the sun I doubt they won't notice.
A friend of mine's brother began to notice that after half a year on HRT she began to look more like her mother.
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Actually for real though. When your hair grows out and your shape becomes so feminine you can't hide it and people automatically asume you're a girl.
What then? Are you just going to accept that and allow them to call you that?
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Ok bappity you're a girl now.
Also could you record down your thoughts in a diary because you're a girl and that's a girl thing to do.

Y'know.
For science.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Oh yeah sound writing advice from the GRRM school of LEAVING ME ON HOLD.
You don't know how much I NEED them to lesbian; I am old war vet who's seen one too many infinite hiatuses; The mere SUGGESTION that this could hiatus causes me enough agony that if it does I'm dying and haunting your ass.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Goofy game
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by Jade
My sister and I have been saying "most dialectical" to each other all night ever since I made this revelation
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Could they even be trusted for a second to be held to promises that "humans will still be in control" and "everything will be checked".
At this point I'm half expecting them to use yet another LLM to keep the writing in check then another LLM to make sure that one is doing it's job and so on.
July 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I mean he got the goverment handed to him on a platter all he had to do was keep a half decent narrative, make sure that the bills generally made things slightly better and kept quiet and sensible cuz people were tired of the clownshow that was the conservatives how do you fumble this badly.
July 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Like with people doing awful things it's some comfort to discern why. Trump wants to "RETVRN" to the 60's but doesn't wanna give up the oligarchic system that is preventing that. Netanyahu wants to stay in office and so he picks fights to extend the state of emergency. What does Keir want? Beats me.
July 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I mean even at that ususally these people have some sorta management or advisory board. Looking at this from a disconnected sociopathic perspective what he's doing is downright stupid. I mean annecdote from a Freind's Mother apparently he is gullible to whatever the last person told him to do so eh?
July 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Don't even get why he's doing this because unless he's trying to please some weird Terfy echochamber spending so much time and political energy persecuting such a small minority at the cost of looking both like a transphobe and a timewaster to the left and right respectively is not a good plan.
June 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Belly laugh. Good post.
June 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wouldn't say it's a response to Disneyfication or a critique of Americans; It's Kids media in that classic older Brother's Grimm style: more about caricature and archetype than relatability and appeal. Personally I'm more fond of it because of that and it's stuck with me longer than Disney stuff.
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
wait what that sounds racist
June 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did a little search - He's still on twitter but only confirmed followers can see his tweets. The visible replies to his tweets are disparate. Approx one visible reply every month during 2025 and the people he talks to are the same handful. Down from 26 visible replies a month in 2024. That's neat.
June 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I mean like I wish he'd say "Star Wars promotes ideas of strength and victory that align with fachist ideals" instead of "star wars is fachist". I have no idea what he's talking about lmao.

He sounds fun like if asked "opinions on kitties" then he returns a manifesto on western beauty and weakness.
June 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just learnt of this guy from this post and I really don't like him.

Like I retyped this a lot trying to rationalize him but really he just sounds really angry and hateful and I don't like that.
June 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
bump
June 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM