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Matt Klopfer
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Enthusiast. Avowed dork, excitable nonsense machine.
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A flowchart. The top rectangle contains the question "Are you Ryan Holiday?" If "YES" is chosen, the suggested next step is "Go get kicked in the dick". If "NO" is chosen, the response is "Carry on, nothing to see here".
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I will note that tweaking the sliders is potentially perilous if you have executive function problems
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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ACK!
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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oh, so no one will fav or reskeet this just because it sucks? cowards.
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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I don't have any questions for you, but Jonathan Frakes does.
youtu.be/9S1EzkRpelY?...
Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things
YouTube video by Zane Golia
youtu.be
November 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM