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Matty Tok
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Dare to believe you can survive. He/him

And always, Fuck off, ICE.
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Screenshot from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Sweet Dee, Frank, Charlie, Dennis sitting around the bar speaking to Mac off camera. Text stating Dee’s response to something Mac says: “well that part’s just simply not true.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“That Donald Trump Condones Epstein? Donald Trump? Epstein? Come on?”
Screenshot to the “Clovis” episode of Veep with Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer on stage with Clovis founder in front of today’s word cloud presentation.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The NYT today:
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Screenshot of Simpsons episode of “Grandpa v. Sexual Inadequacy” with Milhouse describing a conspiracy theory looking down and holding a piece of chalk stating, “We’re through the looking glass here, people”
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Screenshot of Twitter post from @mmmmmdddddooooo: “it’s always so immediately obvious when you meet someone who is a precum baby (not from a sperm cell that was in the main/primary load). Probably about 7-8% of the gen population. Absent gazes, poor circulation and always awful conversationalists. I do wish them the best though”
August 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Cartman from South Park standing on his roof with makeshift wings about to jump off attempting to fly, saying, “the magic of flight!”
August 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Screenshot from tv show Hacks where actress Kaitlin Olsen as DJ is on stage at the roast of her mom. She’s giving a peace sign with a smile on her face and is saying, “What a Cunt!”
May 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Simpsons screen cap from episode Homer and Apu. Homer wearing a giant cowboy hat with a cowboy hat on in the Kwik-E-Mart talking to Apu: “Don’t be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I’m not wearing the hat”
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Similar energy
Kendall Roy shouting “I’m the eldest boy” in Succession
April 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Text from the underlying article: “In response to the questions about putting filters on the photo, Singer said she didn't edit it. "I guess my gorgeous gay friends did lol," Singer posted on Instagram.” Jennifer Coolidge as Tanya on White Lotus in the “These gays, they’re trying to murder me” boat scene. With overlaying text on the image saying: “these gays, they’re trying to filter me”
April 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Bart and Lisa Simpson at Kamp Krusty in makeshift hammocks, freezing cold where you can see their breaths. Lisa: “I feel like I’m going to die, Bart” Bart: “we’re all gonna die, Lis” L: “I meant soon.” B: “so did I”
April 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Mr. Burns speaking: “I’ve lived through 12 recessions, 8 panics, and 5 years of McKinleynomics”
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Simpson’s image. Cayman island bank manager: “oh crap! I shouldn’t have said it was a secret”
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
From The Critic, a presidential campaign poster of Duke Phillips, CEO of Phillips Broadcasting, kicking a leprechaun and saying “Irish Suck!”
March 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Homer Simpson, with annoyed anger, saying to Comic Book Guy, “Anybody care what this guy thinks?”
March 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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On this Ides of March, we should totally just stab Caesar.
Gretchen Weiners from Mean Girls during her stab Caesar scene
March 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Is Kate in White Lotus the Stepford Wived version of Amanda Vaughn from CGB? Did the GCB finally get her?
Leslie Bibb as Kate in White Lotus 3 Leslie Bibb as Amanda Vaughn in GCB
March 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Shocked Danielle Reyes of Traitors season 3 saying, “wow! That came out your mouth!”
February 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Remember when Gina Haspel took a break from water boarding at black sites to warn us about this guy?
Screenshot from NBC News article that says: “During the closing months of Trump’s tenure, the former president proposed Patel to serve as the deputy CIA Director or to take over the FBI. Then-CIA director Gina Haspel, a career intelligence officer, threatened to resign if Patel was installed and the attorney general at the time, William Barr, vehemently objected. Trump ended up dropping his plans.”
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Modified Simpsons screen grab of Lisa asking Homer and Bart, “does either of you know what CMS does?”
November 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Inside of you is one Homer, what's your Homer?
November 9, 2024 at 6:51 AM