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✨Baller Review…
Strengths: tentacular and skeletal, a giant, whip-fast, crab-scrambling nightmare vision of teeth and bone
Strengths: tentacular and skeletal, a giant, whip-fast, crab-scrambling nightmare vision of teeth and bone
Pinned
You are the spinach queen
Young and sweet, leafy green
Spinach queen
Young and sweet, leafy green
Spinach queen
need that big Bavarian baby man to pour me a beer so bad
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
need that big Bavarian baby man to pour me a beer so bad
the sandwich is too damn high
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the sandwich is too damn high
This is the best take on sandwiches I’ve heard in a decade
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is the best take on sandwiches I’ve heard in a decade
fig, flamboyant
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
fig, flamboyant
M:I-2 is the best one.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
M:I-2 is the best one.
John Woo loves a gun duel where the rules of the duel are really weird but somehow wordlessly agreed upon
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
John Woo loves a gun duel where the rules of the duel are really weird but somehow wordlessly agreed upon
hit em with that M:I-2 TC backflip dove kick 🕊️
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hit em with that M:I-2 TC backflip dove kick 🕊️
trout is back with the green sauce
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
trout is back with the green sauce
they bonged the gong over my rocks
December 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
they bonged the gong over my rocks
you love to see some cool rocks
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
you love to see some cool rocks
DENSE SOUP OF
LIQUID, ROCK AND METAL
LIQUID, ROCK AND METAL
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
DENSE SOUP OF
LIQUID, ROCK AND METAL
LIQUID, ROCK AND METAL
liquid metal | solid core
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
liquid metal | solid core
the energy of the rocks
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the energy of the rocks
𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞
a hard, cannonball-shaped French cheese
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
a hard, cannonball-shaped French cheese
add drink pairings, roast duck or a whole damn lobster.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
add drink pairings, roast duck or a whole damn lobster.
• How to add the pectin so your guy stay nice and smooth
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
• How to add the pectin so your guy stay nice and smooth
How To Make A Demi-Glace?
who gives a fuck?
who gives a fuck?
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How To Make A Demi-Glace?
who gives a fuck?
who gives a fuck?
from bald (The Equalizer) to worse (The Equalizer 2)
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
from bald (The Equalizer) to worse (The Equalizer 2)
The Equalizer 2: He has hair now?
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Equalizer 2: He has hair now?
this guy looks like a guy wearing a suit of another guy
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this guy looks like a guy wearing a suit of another guy
my only criticism of The Transporter is that Jason Statham isn’t bald enough in it
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
my only criticism of The Transporter is that Jason Statham isn’t bald enough in it
spicy vinegar spicy chili dill pickle spice
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
spicy vinegar spicy chili dill pickle spice
explain your face
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
explain your face