Matty™
@mattysails.bsky.social
Water enjoyer, sun child, single dog dad
Wind/water sports are my thing ⛵
#SkyClear ✅
Wind/water sports are my thing ⛵
#SkyClear ✅
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I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance
I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿♂️
July 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿♂️
Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔
May 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔
Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirely
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
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April 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirely
Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂
March 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂
I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿♂️
March 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿♂️
Y'all ever take fake sick days from being social?
March 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y'all ever take fake sick days from being social?
2025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉
March 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉
Y'all... I just got off work, please be normal
February 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Y'all... I just got off work, please be normal
Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in
February 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in
In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on
Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮💨 It's all love tho, ball up top
February 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮💨 It's all love tho, ball up top
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Yall all have such nice booties 🥹
I’m just happy to be here 🥰
I’m just happy to be here 🥰
February 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Yall all have such nice booties 🥹
I’m just happy to be here 🥰
I’m just happy to be here 🥰
On the first day of black history month...
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
On the first day of black history month...
As Madea once said, I am living for the Lordt 🙏🏾😇
Wait…yall having sex????
Stop fucking yall followers
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As Madea once said, I am living for the Lordt 🙏🏾😇
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I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday, the fuck yall thought this was?😂
January 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday, the fuck yall thought this was?😂
Not sure if this qualifies but felt like contributing
January 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not sure if this qualifies but felt like contributing
Y'all the sex bots are getting so lazy I just got followed by two accounts using the same pic back to back 😂
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Y'all the sex bots are getting so lazy I just got followed by two accounts using the same pic back to back 😂
Not even 10 minutes into my closing shift and I'm already ready to go home 😮💨
January 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Not even 10 minutes into my closing shift and I'm already ready to go home 😮💨
Niggas browsing for bratwurst, what a world
December 30, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Niggas browsing for bratwurst, what a world
After the last two days on here I gotta periodically check the SL every couple hours to make sure nothing popping off without me 😭
a dog is looking out of a window .
ALT: a dog is looking out of a window .
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December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
After the last two days on here I gotta periodically check the SL every couple hours to make sure nothing popping off without me 😭