Pretty Boys Skate
@mattypbs.bsky.social
Gen X skateboarder waiting to see which kills me first: a global pandemic, climate change, World War 3, or stage IV cancer.
So they’re faking videos now? I thought it was just assassination attempts.
July 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So they’re faking videos now? I thought it was just assassination attempts.
Oh for fuck’s sake - just wear a condom!
July 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake - just wear a condom!
What will that do? Nothing. Instead, let’s plaster the city with the names and addresses of the people who took them.
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What will that do? Nothing. Instead, let’s plaster the city with the names and addresses of the people who took them.
That’s a lot of deaths to have on your conscience
July 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
That’s a lot of deaths to have on your conscience
The police are complicit. Do not trust them.
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The police are complicit. Do not trust them.
FIFA needs to cancel or move the World Cup and the IOC needs to cancel or move the Olympics. The United States is not worthy to host a Tupperware party right now, let alone these events.
June 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
FIFA needs to cancel or move the World Cup and the IOC needs to cancel or move the Olympics. The United States is not worthy to host a Tupperware party right now, let alone these events.
Awww, that’s a shame.
June 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Awww, that’s a shame.
Her victims’ families have to endure a lifetime of sadness and suffering, why shouldn’t she?
June 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Her victims’ families have to endure a lifetime of sadness and suffering, why shouldn’t she?
MAGA is all about saving children - unless they dying of famine or disease
May 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
MAGA is all about saving children - unless they dying of famine or disease
Not to mention they have to play both ways - offense and defense.
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Not to mention they have to play both ways - offense and defense.
Naw…we should nuke Russia instead
May 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Naw…we should nuke Russia instead
Boooo! Let get this thing going! #nuclearholocaust
May 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Boooo! Let get this thing going! #nuclearholocaust