mattymartin415.bsky.social
@mattymartin415.bsky.social
the guy has like *negative* rizz, it's so embarrassingly cringy
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Raccoons, you say? 🧐
a raccoon is sticking its head out of a green garbage can .
ALT: a raccoon is sticking its head out of a green garbage can .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
😍🥰
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you have the Jurassic Park dinos walking around in your back garden?!?! 😲🤩
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I dunno, no one is cuter than the original...💗
wall e from the movie wall e stands in front of a computer monitor
ALT: wall e from the movie wall e stands in front of a computer monitor
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
these drawings and fashion notes are 👨‍🍳💋🤌🏼
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you doing this and for posting the idea so others can do the same 🙏🏼
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
can't wait for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to comment on dem pants 👀👀👀
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
what's the expression, the first thing you do when you find yourself in a hole is STOP DIGGING 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"BEHOLD HOW GLORIOUSLY FLUFFY I AM!!!" 😆
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
poor recreation of this iconic JFK and Jr photo
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Looks like Don Jr 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
LFG!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
hot pink is your color! 😆💞🐙
October 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
💐🌹💐🌹💐
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
we are cringing with you, big CONGRATS! 😁👏🏼
September 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
where is Meloni with her iconic eye roll? 👀
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday too! (I keep some decorations up all year 🤭) 🎃🖤🧡
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Looks like Mallory McMorrow is Moose approved! 😁💗🐶
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Crush With Eyeliner 👁 "she's a sad tomato..."
September 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
amazing, looks like a loggerhead - and a group of rays is called a "fever!" 😁
September 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
hope you swiped your member card and scored a free coffee! 😆
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
everyone should check out their very good podcast, Shrinking Trump @shrinkingtrump.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM