Matt Yinger
mattyinger.bsky.social
Matt Yinger
@mattyinger.bsky.social
She don't know nothing she just wanna sweepy deepy!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bumping this because I encountered something I very much didn't want to encounter before 9am!!!
When you use the work toilets, it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to ensure the auto flush is sufficient!!! If not, press the BUTTON!!!
September 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Something about taking the stairs from the work parking garage to the lobby, and it getting me to HR Zone 2!! This should not be this hard???
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm at lunch with my wife and there are two little kids playing Dress to Impress on their iPads, and I just hope to God they're not in a server with any of you hooligans
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When you use the work toilets, it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to ensure the auto flush is sufficient!!! If not, press the BUTTON!!!
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Why is Naked and Afraid on not one but TWO TVs at the gym, am I the only one who feels some sense of urgency to DO something about this!??
July 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You may have one half of one glass of Mexican restaurant chardonnay, it will be 58° F, and the only menu item is fish with a side of ice cold milk
Petition for @halfmoonjoe.com, LLC to open up his very own Booze Basement
May 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Chat you know we had to document the occasion when we found the holy land on vacation
April 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Making sure I had a bottle of water and an Uncrustable waiting for me in my car after the Spiritbox concert last night might be the most sincere form of self care I've ever shown myself
April 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fuck it, Hoya flowers
March 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't want AI to create art, I want AI to block fast food commercials from showing on TVs at the gym
January 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM